SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I just realized, there is an entire trolling division that we have not been utilizing. There is now post now, which obviously we are aware of, but there is also the Thanks count... which we have not thus trolled.... we could easily under mutual agreement thank each other into this social schwarchzenageresch ego of like "holy fuck look at that guys thank count, mother fuck a goats ass."

You know what I'm sayin', boss?

I have no idea what you could possibly mean..... my Thanks count is naturally impressive

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

So meet the new family member.... I'll let you guys name her... Shes a lefty.





Largest bowl out of all my pipes. You can easily put two, possibly three grams in that bowl. Very larger pipe. Heavy.

What doooooooo you guys think?

I think she should be named Dreamsicle (sp)....... the whole thing "Dreamsicle (sp)"

With three grams in a bowl there's no way you would remember how to spell correctly anyway

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

When I hit 25-26 mine starting going at an astonishing pace. Earlier this year I just gave in and started shaving my head.

One of the saddest days of my "how the fuck old am I?" life was when paid for orthodontal braces work and a can of rogaine foam in the same dam day. I since gave up on trying to keep the hair and chose to try and keep the teeth.

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

One of the saddest days of my "how the fuck old am I?" life was when paid for orthodontal braces work and a can of rogaine foam in the same dam day. I since gave up on trying to keep the hair and chose to try and keep the teeth.

There should be some sort of program where if you're balding and under 30 then other shit should be free.... or at least heavily discounted.

Teachers have their own discounts for airlines and every day shit and all they do is put up with the youth of america for 7 hours a day. I'm losing dome coverage 24/7 and I want 30% off this burrito platter!!

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

One of the saddest days of my "how the fuck old am I?" life was when paid for orthodontal braces work and a can of rogaine foam in the same dam day. I since gave up on trying to keep the hair and chose to try and keep the teeth.

There should be some sort of program where if you're balding and under 30 then other shit should be free.... or at least heavily discounted.

Teachers have their own discounts for airlines and every day shit and all they do is put up with the youth of america for 7 hours a day. I'm losing dome coverage 24/7!!

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

One of the saddest days of my "how the fuck old am I?" life was when paid for orthodontal braces work and a can of rogaine foam in the same dam day. I since gave up on trying to keep the hair and chose to try and keep the teeth.

There should be some sort of program where if you're balding and under 30 then other shit should be free.... or at least heavily discounted.

Teachers have their own discounts for airlines and every day shit and all they do is put up with the youth of america for 7 hours a day. I'm losing dome coverage 24/7!!

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

There should be some sort of program where if you're balding and under 30 then other shit should be free.... or at least heavily discounted.

Teachers have their own discounts for airlines and every day shit and all they do is put up with the youth of america for 7 hours a day. I'm losing dome coverage 24/7!!

Man I agree. And you know what I learned? And I'm sure you know this lesson even more so being in icy hell of chicago... with no hair its cold a fuck during the winter! Especially when its on the brink of freezing and dripping in big juicy drops off the eve of the building, and your locking your door on the way to work in the morning and one smacks you right in the top of the head... its like a god damnaged rail road spike being drivin into your spine.

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This thread is on assisted living right now.... and that's nothing to do with now many (few) members post here

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Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

What a shitty fucking weekend...plus.

Thursday or Friday I got some shit in my right eye, from my friend driving down a country back road. Shit just flew through his window and into the opposite eye. Constantly feels like there's something in my eye, randomly.

Saturday or Sunday, my computer monitor blows, so I'm stuck using some old as CTR Compaq monitor from my parent's basement (yeah...Compaq doesn't even freaking exist anymore). So I'm on a 14" or so CTR monitor posting this right now, and I'm actually LUCKY to be doing so...

Out of no where, on Sunday, my internet connection to my computer drops completely. Verizon's Tech chat says it's my computer's fault, and not their connection. Apparently this is true, because Windows is now asking me to Activate my Windows 8.1, even though I have Windows 8 stock. And Windows Defender gives me an error for their firewall. So being smart, I set up a Dell restore disc. as soons as I got this new computer for x-mas last year. Unfortunately Dell sux penis, and has a piracy programming built in, so when you partition a part of your hard drive as another drive, Dell's restoration program thinks your stock hard drive has been replaced, which means you're a fucking pirate of their software. Luckily my programmer brother bought me an external hard drive last year for x-mas, so I backed up all my porn...errr....I mean all my files (car service manuals, family photos, etc). Then I had to delete everything. I mean literally everything on my computer has been completely deleted (important stuff backed up of course).

I'm really not sure at this moment what happened to cause this issue. Clearly my internet connection went down. Also my Windows "Defender" Firewall had an error and refused to allow me to connect to the internet. Great "Defense" that Windows product is. All the Google searches I did provided no help, other than tell me that I got some bad malware or something, that destroyed my firewall. Oh yeah...then there's Windows telling me to activate my computer after updating to 8.1.

The basics of this post, fuck Dell & Microsoft. Viva la resistance!!!

Holy crap, Batman!

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...and yet, its working fine again with the quote reply. Why the eff did it triple up my other post then?

I call shenanigans

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

...and yet, its working fine again with the quote reply. Why the eff did it triple up my other post then?

I call shenanigans

Dude I've noticed it too. This place is like a grumpy old man. We are playing very close to his yard.. and he cant wait till the frisby lofts over the fence, so he can shoot it out of the sky like its a clay pigeon.

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Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

Dude I've noticed it too. This place is like a grumpy old man. We are playing very close to his yard.. and he cant wait till the frisby lofts over the fence, so he can shoot it out of the sky like its a clay pigeon.

Well it is getting on in age. This thread is 74 by my count..... and its been wearing a diaper since 60

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And since I went on about balding, I got hair loss ads in the banner at the bottom of the page. I want it to be about Asian singles again

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Chinese single ladies

Japanese single ladies

Indian single ladies

Indonesian single ladies

Korean single ladies

....other Asian single ladies





come on banner ad... hook me up

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Originally Posted by 00accord44

Korean single ladies

....other Asian.

So I just bumped the eject button on the blue ray drive on my laptop... thing was packed with dust.... then I got to thinking, I think I've only actually used it maybe 3-5 times in the year and half that I've had this laptop.


Heh, old technology.