SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!!

[00accord44]

Although recently I've noticed that I almost got a 5:00 shadow going if I dont clean up the sparse stubble every few days. I guess by the time Im 40 I'll have a full beard

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But by 40 I'll be a gotdam cue ball up top

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I suppose I'm lucky to still have a hair line that doesnt start behind my ears though

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

You mean this "Mowvenber" that I heard about starting last year? I'd do it, but it would just be depressing. 30 years old and I still cant grow a full beard. Shit, I only got decent chin coverage about two years ago

5 days in an I look like Grizzly Adams.



I actually got a head start though... I stopped shaving about half way through October.

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Well of course you did. You can't live under a bridge and give people quizzes to pass without a beard.

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Some fuckwad tells me I cant pass his bridge and he doesn't have a beard, I punch him in his weak ass bald chin and keep moving.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

I suppose I'm lucky to still have a hair line that doesnt start behind my ears though

When I hit 25-26 mine starting going at an astonishing pace. Earlier this year I just gave in and started shaving my head.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Some fuckwad pass this bridge

So meet the new family member.... I'll let you guys name her... Shes a lefty.





Largest bowl out of all my pipes. You can easily put two, possibly three grams in that bowl. Very larger pipe. Heavy.

What doooooooo you guys think?

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by 00accord44

Well of course you did. You can't live under a bridge and give people quizzes to pass without a beard.

+1 for the cleaver troll reference.

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

+1 for the cleaver troll reference.

I just realized, there is an entire trolling division that we have not been utilizing. There is now post now, which obviously we are aware of, but there is also the Thanks count... which we have not thus trolled.... we could easily under mutual agreement thank each other into this social schwarchzenageresch ego of like "holy fuck look at that guys thank count, mother fuck a goats ass."

You know what I'm sayin', boss?

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by thesilentchamber

i just realized, there is an entire trolling division that we have not been utilizing. There is now post now, which obviously we are aware of, but there is also the thanks count... Which we have not thus trolled.... We could easily under mutual agreement thank each other into this social schwarchzenageresch ego of like "holy fuck look at that guys thank count, mother fuck a goats ass."

you know what i'm sayin', boss?

also

[TheSilentChamber]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

also

I'm going to be in Chicago next April. We should grab a beer and a bowl.



Know what I'm sayin', boss?

[CivicSpoon]

What a shitty fucking weekend...plus.

Thursday or Friday I got some shit in my right eye, from my friend driving down a country back road. Shit just flew through his window and into the opposite eye. Constantly feels like there's something in my eye, randomly.

Saturday or Sunday, my computer monitor blows, so I'm stuck using some old as CTR Compaq monitor from my parent's basement (yeah...Compaq doesn't even freaking exist anymore). So I'm on a 14" or so CTR monitor posting this right now, and I'm actually LUCKY to be doing so...

Out of no where, on Sunday, my internet connection to my computer drops completely. Verizon's Tech chat says it's my computer's fault, and not their connection. Apparently this is true, because Windows is now asking me to Activate my Windows 8.1, even though I have Windows 8 stock. And Windows Defender gives me an error for their firewall. So being smart, I set up a Dell restore disc. as soons as I got this new computer for x-mas last year. Unfortunately Dell sux penis, and has a piracy programming built in, so when you partition a part of your hard drive as another drive, Dell's restoration program thinks your stock hard drive has been replaced, which means you're a fucking pirate of their software. Luckily my programmer brother bought me an external hard drive last year for x-mas, so I backed up all my porn...errr....I mean all my files (car service manuals, family photos, etc). Then I had to delete everything. I mean literally everything on my computer has been completely deleted (important stuff backed up of course).

I'm really not sure at this moment what happened to cause this issue. Clearly my internet connection went down. Also my Windows "Defender" Firewall had an error and refused to allow me to connect to the internet. Great "Defense" that Windows product is. All the Google searches I did provided no help, other than tell me that I got some bad malware or something, that destroyed my firewall. Oh yeah...then there's Windows telling me to activate my computer after updating to 8.1.

The basics of this post, fuck Dell & Microsoft. Viva la resistance!!!

[00accord44]

^Fucks sake, when shit goes bad for you, it happens in heaps. actually its kind of like "when it rains, it pours". I just made that up.

Originally Posted by CivicSpoon

Viva la resistance!!!

Indeed

[00accord44]

Originally Posted by TheSilentChamber

I'm going to be in Chicago next April. We should grab a beer and a bowl.



Know what I'm sayin', boss?

I do, we should, and we shall. Someone produce the stone tablets


...what's that you say? We only have stonER tablets??


...well then send a smoke signal of affirmation