SERIOUSLY OT: Keep whoring alive, it's THREAD #5!!! - Page 187

TheSilentChamber · #**2791** 10-29-2013, 10:50 PM

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I also hate flat butts and I cannot lie

I have a goal. That goal is. To get. To. Eight thousANd posts tonight.

TheSilentChamber · #**2792** 10-29-2013, 10:51 PM

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I have a goal. That goal is. To get. To. Eight thousANd posts tonight.

While 7920 is cool... 8000 is a much more rounderer number.

TheSilentChamber · #**2793** 10-29-2013, 10:53 PM

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While 7920 is cool... 8000 is a much more rounderer number.

Which reminds me of nice big juicy doubles....

TheSilentChamber · #**2794** 10-29-2013, 10:56 PM

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Which reminds me of nice big juicy doubles....

anyone get that reference? No? Ok....

TheSilentChamber · #**2795** 10-29-2013, 10:56 PM

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anyone get that reference? No? Ok....

So gather around children, TSC is going to tell a bedtime story....

TheSilentChamber · #**2796** 10-29-2013, 10:59 PM

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So gather around children, TSC is going to tell a bedtime story....

This story is going to be an NC-17 DSLV rated story.

TheSilentChamber · #**2797** 10-29-2013, 10:59 PM

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This story is going to be an NC-17 DSLV rated story.

Over the next 75 posts I'm going to lead you through the story of an ex girlfriend.

TheSilentChamber · #**2798** 10-29-2013, 11:00 PM

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Over the next 75 posts I'm going to lead you through the story of an ex girlfriend.

Lets call her.... Jennifer.

TheSilentChamber · #**2799** 10-29-2013, 11:01 PM

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Lets call her.... Jennifer.

Lets start the story at the beginning.

TheSilentChamber · #**2800** 10-29-2013, 11:01 PM

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Lets start the story at the beginning.

Well, when I say beginning, I mean the time at whence we actually met.

TheSilentChamber · #**2801** 10-29-2013, 11:02 PM

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Well, when I say beginning, I mean the time at whence we actually met.

Setting: Paris, Texas. If you've never heard of this town, that's not surprising.

TheSilentChamber · #**2802** 10-29-2013, 11:03 PM

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Setting: Paris, Texas. If you've never heard of this town, that's not surprising.

This is the town that I sent a little over two years of my life while attending jewelry school.

TheSilentChamber · #**2803** 10-29-2013, 11:05 PM

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This is the town that I sent a little over two years of my life while attending jewelry school.

This town is in rural northeastish Texas. This place is 100 miles from my home town. 20 minutes south of the Oklahoma boarder.

TheSilentChamber · #**2804** 10-29-2013, 11:08 PM

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This town is in rural northeastish Texas. This place is 100 miles from my home town. 20 minutes south of the Oklahoma boarder.

To show the caliber of this place, its an off the map haven for meth, racism, old-world-fucked-up-ness, and corn nuggets. Located in an area with no major highways connecting it to the rest of the world, yet only an hour from Dallas and the Indian reservations (casinos) in Oklahoma.

TheSilentChamber · #**2805** 10-29-2013, 11:09 PM

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To show the caliber of this place, its an off the map haven for meth, racism, old-world-fucked-up-ness, and corn nuggets. Located in an area with no major highways connecting it to the rest of the world, yet only an hour from Dallas and the Indian reservations (casinos) in Oklahoma.

Just a year before I move there there were actual race riots, with six people killed.

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