Joke of the day

[kushy28]

While walking on the road, Sardar ji opens his lunch box in the middle on the road.
Why?
Just to make sure if he is going to office or coming from office.

[kushy28]

My calender!2013

Sunday
Sunday
Sunday
Sunday
Sunday
Sunday
Sunday

[kushy28]

Ravi: My father is a police.He will chase and catch thief.What about your father?
Raju: My father always escapes from the police!

[kushy28]

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is the happiest day in her life." The child thought about this for a moment. "So why is the groom wearing black?"

[kushy28]

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a
“Living Will”
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine
and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

[kushy28]

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

[jimken]

Originally Posted by kushy28

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more.

What is Sardar ?

[kushy28]

sardar: stereotypes of sikhs

Teacher is taking classes to his students.......................

Teacher: Tell me a sentence starting with I

Student: I is the.........

Teacher: Don't say I is you should use am whenever you use I.

Student: I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

[kushy28]

Interviewer: imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Sardar ji: very simple, I'll stop imagining...

[kushy28]

Dentist:
- Don’t worry, it will take me only a minute to pull your tooth out.
Patient:
- And how much will it cost me?
- 100$.
- For a 1 minute job?!
- If you prefer, I can be pulling it out for one hour...