joke of the week

[taranaki]

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave
the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
destination."

Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
right? Is the captain a woman?

When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
cockpit. Now it's the box office."

[Jimster]

Originally posted by taranaki

"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
cockpit. Now it's the box office."

hilarious shit

[207010]

dats a good one!!!!! :flash:

[YogsVR4]

:ylsuper

[ragt20]

:ylsuper nice un MR T......

[gummyshoe]

As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:

[89ssgti]

Originally posted by gummyshoe
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:

owned

[Jimster]

Originally posted by gummyshoe
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:

UUuuuuummm.......Someone takes the internet too seriously



God what an uptight beeotch - Get a sense of humor










Also note I showed it to my wife and emailed it to my mother and 2 sisters



So far all have found it funny

[boingo82]

Originally posted by gummyshoe
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:

Taranaki can post sexist jokes because he IS a woman.

Good joke BTW.

[S Brake]

Naki suxx0rs at teh being sensitive to how others feel.

[Moppie]

LOL!

I dont know whats funnier, Mr Ts joke, or Mr Ts ownage :finger:

[taranaki]

Originally posted by gummyshoe
As a woman I find that ......

It's official folks.4ndrms doesn't have a penis.:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

[Jimster]

Originally posted by taranaki


It's official folks.4ndrms doesn't have a penis.:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

perhaps now would be a good time for me to fall off my chair

[ci5ic]

I'm still failing to understand how that joke is "sexist" in any way? The character in the joke was indeed sexist, but he got owned by the women anyways... Whatever, it's no skin off my ass.

What kind of twit would take it so seriously anyways? Oh... forgot about drama queens... I think it's a cry for help.

[ci5ic]

I'm still failing to understand how that joke is "sexist" in any way? The character in the joke was indeed sexist, but he got owned by the women anyways... Whatever, it's no skin off my ass.

What kind of twit would take it so seriously anyways? Oh... forgot about drama queens... I think it's a cry for help.