Party Halloween Night '09

[Muscletang]

The setting was perfect for a party. A trailer out in the middle of nowhere and kegs. What could go wrong?
The county sheriff showed up.
There were girls as young as 14 there.
A fight broke out while the cops where there.
I ruined my chance of getting laid by calling a cheerleader "one of the biggest cock teases I've ever met."
I had no more liquor.
Could anything take this shitty party and turn it around?
Little did I know but Peter Pan was taking Snow White out to some cars. One of my friends just happened to see it, gathered some of us up, and we went to go spy.
Now, Snow White wasn't Snow White from the movie. This Snow White was Rosie O'Donnell in a tight dress. Peter Pan made his move, put her up on the hood of a car, and started to fool around. He started to finger her and stopped.
"What's your name again?"
With about five guys watching of course we'd laugh and he heard us. He looked over at us, got pissed, and he and Snow White moved a row of cars over. We did too.
Well they got back at it as Peter Pan was messing with Snow White like there was no tomorrow. She leaned her head back and was moaning as he did this. Then, something happened.
Peter Pan stepped back, looked at his hand, smelled it, had a look of disgust, looked around, saw us, and ran at us with his hand up in the air. We ran as well thinking he was pissed again.
He ran us down to the house and the following occurred.
"Dude I gotta wash my hand!"
"Huh? What?"
"She **** on me!"
"She what?"
"She **** all over my hand as I was fingering her!"
We all turned around and went back to the scene of the crime. He couldn't be serious, could he?
As the group of us talked to Peter Pan, a guy dressed up as the Man in the Yellow Coat who we'll call "Curious George" stumbled onto Snow White. Now so you know, Curious George had Everclear earlier that night and emptied the bottle by this time. Need I say more?
Soon word had spread that "a girl **** herself" and about 10 guys went to look for her. We found Snow White on the ground spooning with Curious George. Now, did she shit herself? This had to be known. This question was our Holy Grail.
One of the guys got brave enough and lifted up Snow White's skirt. Several guys got the flashlight app on their iPhones turned on and we looked.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Snow White had *** all over herself. She also had no panties on.
Now one guy went back and started grabbing people to come over. Soon this private spot for two was the hot spot for the party. As people pulled out their phones, took pictures, and recorded the event before their eyes Curious George threw up. Laying on his side the vomit shot out right in front of him, into Snow White's hair.
This caused a commotion of laughter, gagging, and "OH ****!" from the crowd. This noise caused Curious George to get up and stumble around to a truck and barf in the bed. He then headed on up to the house. Snow White was still out.
Well word got around and Snow White's friends came down and were very mad and yelled at everybody to leave. We all went back up to the house and stood around the bonfire as towels and water were carried by Snow White's friends down to her. Snow White came back with her friends with sounds of "It's not that bad" "You didn't go to the bathroom on yourself" and "nobody really knows about it" being spoken to her.
Snow White sat down on the couch in the yard and was upset. Nobody said anything and she began to grow confidence that this would be swept under the rug.
It was at this time my friend Zach, who was a PB & J sandwich, went up to her.
"You're the girl who **** herself!"
This girl broke down into tears and ran to her friend's car and left.
Come to find out PB & J tried to add Snow White on facebook. She turned him down three times but the fourth time she finally accepted him.

[Muscletang]

So I make a thread just for you guys because I know my old friends at AF would love it and nobody posted in it!?

Fuck you guys! Fuck you! Especially the English guy! Fuck him!

[BleedDodge]

Got anymore stories like this?

[fredjacksonsan]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

So I make a thread just for you guys because I know my old friends at AF would love it and nobody posted in it!?

Fuck you guys! Fuck you! Especially the English guy! Fuck him!

Good thing I'm not the English guy.

So why did you wait 3 months to post a Halloween story?

Please edit to make it a PG13 rather than an R rating...thanks.

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by fredjacksonsan

Good thing I'm not the English guy.

Haha it's 2.2 and he knows I'm kidding...I think.

Originally Posted by fredjacksonsan

So why did you wait 3 months to post a Halloween story?

I was on another thread and we were talking about drunk stories. I told that and thought I'd be a good AF story since stuff like this has been posted.

Originally Posted by fredjacksonsan

Please edit to make it a PG13 rather than an R rating...thanks.

PG13!? That takes all the good stuff out! haha

[Muscletang]

Originally Posted by BleedDodge

Got anymore stories like this?

Actually I have another one but since Fred wants things PG13 I can't post it.

[fredjacksonsan]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

Actually I have another one but since Fred wants things PG13 I can't post it.

Durn forum rules anyway. PM's are great for stuff that's not for the general population.

[BleedDodge]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

Haha it's 2.2 and he knows I'm kidding...I think.

Who cares. Fuck you Chris! Are you seeing this? FUCK YOU!!!!!!111

hahaha.

[2.2 Straight six]

Originally Posted by Muscletang

Fuck you guys! Fuck you! Especially the English guy! Fuck him!

Always nice to be thought of..