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Old 09-10-2004, 12:15 PM
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I went to a couple of car dealerships last week, and the first one I stopped at was Kia, well nothing caught my eye, but the price was right, then I went to a Ford dealer, again nothing really caught my eye, but I looked anyway, then I go to the Chevy dealer, well I see one that I like, the dealer does the once over with me, then he pops the trunk, disapointed, I looked at the dealer and said, "Well, Theres something missing" the dealer ,puzzled asks "What"? I said "at the ford dealership I checked out, they had a new pair of shoes in the trunk of every car"! Smiling the dealer says "Thats so they can walk home"!
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Old 01-10-2006, 07:22 PM
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Ba doom ching..

Would help if you elaborated a bit more so it makes sense.. Everyone knows that lame arse joke that has been told too many times, it wasn't funny the first time it's not going to be funny again. Fucking drop it.
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Dude its a BLOND CHICK
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Old 01-12-2006, 03:13 PM
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Old 01-08-2007, 06:35 PM
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wow anyjoke that is anti ford is funny
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Old 01-28-2007, 03:20 PM
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yeah, and I bet the thing came with a warranty that was "3 minutes or 3 miles"
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Yeah First On Race Day my ass.... First to break down
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:52 PM
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Re: ford joke
YAWN, pathetic. Dont buy a Ford, but at the same time don't buy a Holden as it's nothing but a shitty Aussie car. Buy a European one. BMW M3 for the same price as a new Monaro!? If you had any brains you would be running the classy one - M3. Piss that Holden and Ford shit off.
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oldie but goodie
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that is funny
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Hahahahah one very funny ford joke. I really enjoyed reading it. Thank you very much.
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Hello,


Hilarious that was the good one, but ford is not so pathetic.


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Old 09-13-2009, 02:46 PM
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Fucking owner really dumb and this is what ford stand also stand for.I heard this from some someone else.
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Fucking owner really dumb and this is what ford stand also stand for.I heard this from some someone else.

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I seriously didn't get it.
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