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Old 02-02-2009, 06:33 AM
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Nympho wants to get pregnant?

Alright, so I have this friend with benefits. She's great, the sex is always good, and she literally cannot get enough of it. After a lot of talking, we came to the conclusion that since she's hurting for money, and I get bored sometimes with just me alone in the house, we'd move in together. Again, keep in mind, purely friends with the sex, NO relationship.

Anyway, she popped the question "What if" she was to become pregnant. Well, not going to lie. I'm ill-equipped, and not inclined to become a father anytime soon. Now I know for 100% she's not right now. However, it has gotten me to thinking seriously now. I know there's chicks out there looking for guys that make a good living that are begging to collect child support indefinitely.

I'd hate to lose a friend like this, but I'm at least a little worried that this could become an issue. I just don't like what ifs.

What should I do?

Suck up the loss, and look for a new special friend?
Just be careful, and keep the bags on tight?
I even went as far as checking out a no scalpel vasectomy to make 100% sure.
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Old 02-02-2009, 04:26 PM
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Re: Nympho wants to get pregnant?

She wants a relationship with you, and is prepared to stop using contraception to press gang you in to it. Be skurred, dumbass.
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Old 02-02-2009, 07:01 PM
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Re: Nympho wants to get pregnant?

I would be very wary of what's going on with her.

Also, make sure you stash your rubbers somewhere she would never look, to ensure that if she IS into the idea about getting pregnant to live off of you, your wrappers are free of holes.

You might also approach her to see what prompted her to ask and see if it seems somewhat sketchy. If she's seeming a bit sketchy about it, I would find a way out of there.
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Re: Nympho wants to get pregnant?

Nate ....RUN !!!!! A pregnancy is a lifetime commitment and you'll be supporting a child forever and you will always be connected to this girl whether you want to be or not . Think about it and then .......RUN !
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Re: Nympho wants to get pregnant?

Yep, that's pretty much what I did. I figured I'd test the waters and simply say "I scheduled to have my tubes tied next week" and she flipped out. That was the proof I needed to drop that bomb and move on.
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Re: Nympho wants to get pregnant?

All she did was pop the question man...she's just making conversion i'm sure she didnt mean to lure u to this downward spiral of craZy thoughts of becoming a father! but since she did ask the question means that she probably waits alil more then mr. winky if u know what i mean...she is thinking of a solid relationship with you, u have already moved closer towards one since u had her move in....i would say if u don't want kids with her tell her!
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Re: Nympho wants to get pregnant?

While I think that would make sense if they were a seriously dating couple or something to that degree, given that they were pretty much just friends with benefits, it was probably better to just end.

I know it seems somewhat calous to drop someone by considering them someone who would get pregnant in order to gain financially, but you better believe that it happens. I know someone who is getting married because she got pregnant so the guy she is with would feel guilted into tying the knot.

While it could have been nothing, I'd say that in this instance it was safer to end it than to blow it off and find out later.
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Re: Nympho wants to get pregnant?

alrite well just saw this post and i must admit this has happened to me,so i started seein this girl as friends with benefits,she likes to have sex alot i never used condoms(big mistake,was drunk everytime i fucked her) long story short shes had 2 abortions thanks to me!,both times she wants to keep it and i tell her im not ready to be a ftaher but i love her and wanna be with her so she did it,i think shes jus lookin to get pregnant eventhough i dont have alot of money,anyway,always wear a condom and never trust what a girl says unnless you married her because you really love her first before anything. By the way she has 2 kids by two different fathers and shes always lookin for love,if that sounds like her then yea kick her out and run,and no matter how drunk or horny u are dont fuck her again lol
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Re: Nympho wants to get pregnant?

Yea friends with benefits moving into together thats just asking for problems man
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Re: Nympho wants to get pregnant?

No such thing as friends with benifits. Somebody always gets pissed off or hurt.
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