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funny as hell true story
This will show th stupidity of some Imort tuners (ricers). I used to have a 92 Dodge Grand Caravan SE 3.3, A604 4 spd auto. 150 HP and about 165 ft. lbs torque. Ok, nice van. I'm at an intersection with the windows down pumpin' some distubed on my good 1000 watt subs. This 2-tones orange and black rice burner CRX pulls next to me and revs up twice. I know for a fact I'm going to lose, but hell, I'm up for it. Rev back and drop the pedal at green. I blink and I'm looking athis ass. That CRX sounded like 1 hell of a pissed off misquito. 1/4 mile up the road the light is red and we are both stopped. He rolls down the window and shouts over, "You wanna go again?" I look back and yell "You know what happens when you stick rice in a burner right?" The light turns green, we both start to go. "It pops." and at that exact time, I here the loudest bang come from his engine. I'm thinking her blows a valve or two. I pull off the road and I can't stop laughing. I actually fell out of my seat laughing.
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Re: funny as hell true story
Ha ha ha its quite a hell story,,,,, feel pity for you buddy so sad...
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Re: funny as hell true story
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