Hi

[-The Stig-]

He learned it from me... back in the day.

When I used to rock the 'fro!

[CassiesMan]

Actually, some of those are random, and some of those I made. The randomness does indeed come from the teachings of -The Stig-. The ones I make come from the deep, dark depths of my socially unacceptable mind and anti social tendancies. I once had a shrink say he would love to see in my mind. I told him no you don't, because it'll scare the shit out of you and give you nightmares, but you wouldn't be able to get out because you'd be to affraid you'd miss something good.

I made the Rick Astley one, and I make almost all the motivational posters I post. In TorchedRed birthday's thread, I made the second 50 cent reference, the first one I found.

[Sleepr awd]

Cassies is an evil genius. I have seen this genius and it is indeed frightening, then i realized my eclipse was faster and i had a chance to get away.

But seriously

Josh loves the AWD, you can't live without it. You can try, you can imitate its ass-end corner taking with a RWD 240, or its badass 4cyl setups with SR, but really there is nothing better than having 2 extra drivewheels when your late for that doctors appointment in the snow. Or just for no reason at all on an abandoned snow covered road.

I have seen the light.

[MZR_47]

There is some program that you can make those graphs on I think, i recognize the format of them. But it takes a true spawn of satan to think up the shit Cassies does.

And it may be more effective to have AWD in the snow when you need to go faster, but what is more intense/dangerous/fun is getting the biggest fucking vehicle you own and going balls out and running every single stop sign and red light because your herculean amounts of momentum prevent you from stopping.

I hold no responsibility for any deaths resulting from this post.

[Chiquae07]

^^lol. ive seen it happen. a garbage truck took out a ford f150 in 2 seconds that way. it wasnt pretty, and i felt lucky as none of the glass hit me or my car. the f150 guy got out, no scratches, but the truck was totaled. the garbage truck looked the exact same too, no dent or anything.

cassies is an evil genius. make up a bunch of things and try and get a show. get a 20+million contract from mtv, and there you have it. rich as heck.

[CassiesMan]

Lol, one of these days I might. The best thing is, I'll post something and get responses like "Oh shit..." or along those lines, and I'm thinking hey, thats really about six tenths, I got more room to go. Just ask me sometime about my Surprise Butt Sex How Too. Quite the informative DIY.

And Sleeper, man, I wish I had one more chance at that Eclipse before I got rid of Cassie. I had a touch more under the hood that may have made it a better fight. Ah well, all in the past now. Gotta keep up focus on the Speed. Test pipe going in next week and resonators are getting hacked out of the cat back...Straight pipe for the win!

[MZR_47]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

Just ask me sometime about my Surprise Butt Sex How Too. Quite the informative DIY.

Dear lord, what hath you wrought?

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by CassiesMan

Just ask me sometime about my Surprise Butt Sex How Too. Quite the informative DIY.

I've taken the course, but step #12 is... just wrong!

[MZR_47]

Originally Posted by -The Stig-

I've taken the course, but step #12 is... just wrong!

It may not be the way God intended it to happen, but its a much more effective way, once you manage to get past the screaming.

[-Josh-]

Originally Posted by -The Stig-

I've taken the course, but step #12 is... just wrong!

I'm still sore

[CassiesMan]

DIY for surprise butt secks:

1. Be prepared. Know when your wife or girl will be asleep, and make sure you rig it so that she has some skimpy underwear, or none at all. Have the axle grease, or at least a Costco/Sam's Club three gallons of lube ready as well. Best to hide it under the bed.

2. Concoct a good story. Like your going out with your looser forum buddies on a wild ass cruise around Beach street.

3. Sneak into your house like a fucking ninja. Not just any ninja, but a fucking ninja. If you sneak in like a mother fucking ninja, though, you may accidentally kill someone.

4. Get hard before you get into bed. You can't do surprise butt secks if you need to start rubbing one out while in bed. So look at some pr0n before hand, or, if you are Vic or Jason, you might want to check out some goatse pictures.

5. Apply the axle grease or lube very liberally. Make sure to be gentle though, you don't want to wake up the victi...your wife/girl.

6. Line up the target. You need to make sure you have a good lock on, because it will be slippery, and you may miss.

7. Shout "SURPRISE BUTT SEX" as loud as you can, and strike before she has time to clench.

There you have it, surprise butt secks. If that doesn't work, try the PATRIOT MISSILE!!!!!!

[-The Stig-]

Ahhh... Good times.

[Sleepr awd]

is there not a way to protect against the dreaded brown mushroom??

[CassiesMan]

Originally Posted by Sleepr awd

is there not a way to protect against the dreaded brown mushroom??

Yes, but it takes too much preperation and may wake the vic...your wife or girl. The key is a quick special forces style attack. Get in get off get out. You may want to check your local rules and regulations, though. Some places do construe surprise butt sex as rape.

[Sleepr awd]

rape?? Pfft. I don't think so. If she cried rape where will she live??