You know you have an f-body when...

[poormillionaire2]

1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs

2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power

3) When you have to buy tires at least once every year

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle..fun!

5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indy car!!

6) When you're trying to sneak out of the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes

8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights

9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.

10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"

11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off

12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie

13) When you meet total strangers with Fbodies that have the same interest and act like old friends from high school..

14) Mullet is your hairstyle of choice

15) When you are always looking for more traction

16) When old people shake their fist at you.

17) When old guys give you a thumbs up

18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads

19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was

20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it!!

21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod

22) When you tell people not to lean on your car

23) When you dont mind people staring at your car

24) You drive passt an all glass building and just look at your cars reflection

25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible

26) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends

27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is

29. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so you can race from the dig

30. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?"

31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape.

[ZL1power69]

u read my mind, i think everything on that list applied to me at one time

[FormulaLT1]

I missed these type lists. It been too long.

[Blackcrow64]

I'm pretty sure I've done all of the above too... lol

[ikeyballz]

when the words 'opti spark' causes your ear to shoot steam and your face to get red..

when you revv up your motor near ever other f-body/corvette just to say hi..

when police (camaro and mustangs and even chargers) rev at YOU to say hi..

where you find yourself ignoring the occupants of your car to 'look at that mustang thats tailing you'

when 300 hp is NOT enough..

[gmack221]

when your girlfriend / wife gets jealous the car is getting more of your time then she is

when you take the "long way" around the parking lot to avoid the speedbumps

you know you own a black f-body when

you wash the car, drive it to your "destination", look at it and realize you need to clean it again ...

when you drive around the block to avoid the water puddle because its quicker then cleaning the car again ...

[poormillionaire2]

Originally Posted by gmack221

you know you own a black f-body when

you wash the car, drive it to your "destination", look at it and realize you need to clean it again ...

when you drive around the block to avoid the water puddle because its quicker then cleaning the car again ...

Shit, that's me.

[viperh]

everything but the mullet applies to me at any given time.

[bag91]

Originally Posted by viperh

everything but the mullet applies to me at any given time.

That whole list is histerical....I kept reading expecting to find most of them not true and only found one that doesnt apply to me, mullet


ROCK ON!!!!!!!

[gmack221]

Originally Posted by viperh

everything but the mullet applies to me at any given time.

yeah I have to wear a clip-on ...

[wrightz28]

I think I have fullfilled the whole list, mullet included

[wufpak18]

yeah, they all apply to me, even the mullet (that was a weird two days)

[96transamguy88]

lol that list was great.... and the sad thing is that the mullet was true for me to, lol.

[ZL1power69]

mullet was true for me for a bit. during high school, my friends called my iroc the mullet mobile so i decided to wear a mullet for a few days.

[philly rs]

my mustang driving sister was reading this over my shoulder saying thats me all day...mullet excluded lol...she then said she wished i pushed my car down the block every morning when i leave for work (3 hrs before she has to be up lol) i set her car alarm off every day when i leave....sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!!!