How many Auckland school students does it take to change a light bulb?

[tazdev]

Originally posted by Moppie
Diocesan: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

too true.

Originally posted by Moppie
Henderson: Ten. One to change the bulb, one to call the dealer and
eight to have a session while they wait.

Waitakere: None. Everything that hasn't been welded down was flogged
long ago.

both true and totally funny

Originally posted by Moppie
Westlake Boys: None they would use the dark as an opportunity to do
something latently homo-erotic.

Could this be Moppies old school:frog:

and no mine is NOT on the list. I went to Orewa College

[Moppie]

Originally posted by tazdev


Could this be Moppies old school:frog:

Wrong side of the Bridge :finger:

and are you telling me they have schools in Orewa?

[Ssom]

Originally posted by Moppie




Sacred Heart: Two + 1 Brother + 1 lawyer - One Polynesian import to
change the bulb, 1 white kid to explain how to him, the Brother to molest them both and the lawyer to ensure that it all stays 'hush, hush' and the school's reputation is in no way adversely affected.

hehe, next week it is my turn to expain to the Tongan kid how to screw in a 60 Watt, but the brother molesing part Ya cheeky bugger :finger4:

Originally posted by Moppie



Bardaene- none, ugly girls must be kept in the dark

so true

[Moppie]

Originally posted by Moss1O6GTi
Ya cheeky bugger

:huh: :huh: wayyy wrong choice of words man.

[primera man]

As much as i dont know about the schools up there its the best laugh i've had for ages !!!!

[sarujin]

Rangitoto: 100 plus a team policing unit plus parents - 100 kids to use the dark as an excuse to steal their parents alcohol, have a party and trash the house. A team policing unit to break up the party and arrest them. Parents to vehemently deny that their precious darlings would do such a thing

Hmm, nowdays at Rangi it would be a couple of thousand, not a hundred. But atleast my school didn't get an insulting one!
Just because we cause the massive shore parties.

Though there is one missing school, Long Bay. But they are too busy getting high to change lightbulbs.

sarujin