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Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
Quite literaly too.
I got a call from my boss to come into work early cause of the hurricane that ended up being a tiny storm. I haddnt had anything to eat since I had just woken up so I dress and hop in the Blue Destiny and make a quick stop at McDonalds. Normally I am 100% against food in the car but I had too or I wouldnt eat for another 6 hours. I get my steak beagle and hop on the highway. Im half way to work and half way through my beaglewish when a black 4-door G35 with some preppy dork pulls up next to me and tryes to cut me off. I hit the gas and clossed his gap so he decides to get on my ass and honk. Im still holding the wheel with my left hand and my breakfast in my right hand. when the road opens up he swings to get around me, I clutch in and slap the gearstick with my elbow very slowly into 5th and kill his advance. We are neck and neck for about 2 seconds and I start to pull hard, 1 car, 2 cars, 3 cars and then I back fist the stick to 6th still holding my sandwish. Im going 130 mph and still eating and blowing his doors off. we ended up at the same exit next to each other. I lowerd my window and show him im eating....the guy looked like he was gonna go home and slit his wrists!
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
i prefer to eat 2 or 3 sausage mcmuffin w/ egg and hot sause and a free water.
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
I like mine with jelly and a free water.....
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
Nice kill, i think you just made that guy turn emo.
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
and i thought i was the only one who gets sausage mcmuffins/mcgriddles with the free water!
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
^^^^^hahaha.....btw what does emo stand for....
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
ROFL @ Rice(er)'s post!
yeah thats preaty much how it looked.
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
Emotional, as in cry over evrything and cut yourself. I got called it last year cause i dressed kinda hardcore and people didnt like my hair cause it was long. I just said fuck you all do you see any cut marks? (raise wrists)
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
Haha. That photochop looks so real! lol
Good kill Musaussy.
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
thanks guys...now i want some mcdonalds. altho those quarter lbs give you hooorible gas...yea ill stick to the nuggets =)
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
No No No Torchedstealth!! Emo people are like this. Oh my god theres a falloutboy concert lets cut our wrists and not jump or make any noise at a concert. Or theres this "My parents think im gay cuz i wear make up and wear tight pants. Then the other day they caught me making out with another guy!!"
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
They aren't gay, the just transcend standard emotional norms...
Basically, Emo means that after some random girl that you dated for all of five seconds back in the 3rd grade dumps you, you feel that you will never love again, and that the world is ending, so you like to cut, but your to much of a pussy to do the full job. Rember kids, it's not down the highway, its not across the road, its through the fucking jugular! [/hijack] Nice kill, I'm really not a fan at all of the four door G35s, they are like those E36 four door M3s. Sure, I'm sure they handle fine and are quick, but the two door is just more satisfying.
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
nice kill...and now im hungry, great
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Re: Had a G35 Saloon for breakfast this morning
Nice kill, I like to shift with my elbow's also lol
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