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03-12-2006, 01:05 PM
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The Blonde and the Blonde Cop
A blonde is speeding down the highway in her red convertible, when a blonde woman cop sees her. She gives chase and puts the blonde over. The blonde woman cop walks up to the blonde woman driver and asks to see her driver's license. The blonde driver looks through her purse and tells the blonde cop she can't find her license. So the blonde cop says " Ok, show me some ID with your picture on it". The blonde driver looks through her purse and finds a make-up mirror. She hands the make-up mirror to the blonde woman cop, and says " Will this do???" The blonde woman cop looks in the mirror, and says "your free to go". The blonde driver asks "aren't you going to give me a ticket for speeding???". The blonde cop replies " I don't give tickets to felow police officers!"
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03-12-2006, 01:13 PM
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Re: The Blonde and the Blonde Cop
oh god, the stupidity!!
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03-12-2006, 02:06 PM
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Re: The Blonde and the Blonde Cop
lol what the hell just happened. And I realized they were both blonde from the first sentence, I didn't need to hear 'blonde driver' and 'blonde cop' every time they're mentioned, christ.
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03-12-2006, 02:13 PM
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Re: The Blonde and the Blonde Cop
Simple but funny.
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03-12-2006, 03:45 PM
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Re: The Blonde and the Blonde Cop
I wish I could get pulled over by a cop like that.
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03-12-2006, 04:19 PM
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Re: The Blonde and the Blonde Cop
pics of said blondes?
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03-12-2006, 04:47 PM
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03-12-2006, 05:02 PM
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03-12-2006, 05:37 PM
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03-12-2006, 07:05 PM
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Re: The Blonde and the Blonde Cop
they forgot to mention the smart blonde that drove by 2 minutes later that knows how to not get pulled over in the first place. that'd be me
 also in my sexy convertible heheand i won't bother posting any pics, you all already know i'm drop dead gorgeous
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03-12-2006, 09:35 PM
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lol, so sad i laughed.
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03-12-2006, 09:47 PM
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03-12-2006, 10:44 PM
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