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03-21-2002, 05:50 PM
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PMan's thought for the day
There's no holding me back at the moment...i'm on a roll with the jokes !!!!
Does this sound like you ??? 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid $8 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead? PMan leaves the stage to applause  ....lol
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03-21-2002, 06:13 PM
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Roftlmao, P-man, you crack me up!! :hehehe:
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03-21-2002, 10:44 PM
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Damn Pman you are one of a kind today for sure!
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03-22-2002, 04:54 PM
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I have to turn Pman in for forgery!!!
Those are from a little interview with Adam Sandler!!!! (sorry hon! )But that doesn't mean that they aren't some of the funniest lines ever!
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03-23-2002, 02:48 AM
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03-23-2002, 10:13 AM
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"TOSSER." OH SHIT that's classic, unfortunately one of those words that aren't used in the States. I'll have to remember that one. Thanks for the laughs P Man, excellent goods :ylsuper
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03-23-2002, 04:18 PM
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Those are incredably funny, although they are ripped off from Adam Sandlar. but still, wicked funny dude.
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03-23-2002, 08:58 PM
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those are funny:hehe:
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