Don't swallow bubble gum....very funny, true story!!

['97ventureowner]

Originally Posted by RickwithaTbird

I was waiting for him to reveal the dark truth of a shit bubble dangling from his anus. DAMMIT.

still funny though.

Reminds me of a cartoon I saw years ago,( trolled the web looking for it to post here, but alas I could not find it ) It showed a kid standing next to his dog who had a giant pink bubble coming out of it's ass. The kid is saying to the dog."You've been eating my bubble gum again, haven't you?"
Actually, I've heard WD 40 can be used to remove gum from hair. Don't know if that works... never have had the chance to find out.

[crayzayjay]

I always swallow gum

[fredjacksonsan]

That's the hardest I've laughed for a long time.

[-Davo]

hehe 'twas hilarious

I spit my shit you know what I mean!

[whttrshpunk]

I rushed to the bathroom and sat down, expecting a torrent of acidic pain. Ah, if only I'd been so lucky! When the defecation came, it felt as though it came out sideways. My sphincter cried out in agony,the toilet sang in joy at the miracle it was about to receive

That is the funniest freaking thing i've read in a long time. That seriously made me laugh out loud.

[1986Z28]

Omg That Fucking Hilarious

[Vtec913]

That was one of the few things I've laughed out loud at on this site

[Ridenour]

[240NIZ]

Damn ...that was funny as hell.

[Shpyder]

Good lord, that is disgusting.

[Schister66]

I had to share....the first time i read it i was almost crying i was laughin so hard.