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Old 10-11-2005, 12:13 PM
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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat... been out a while... better be > a reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used... call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE! . Call Stephanie.
(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of unused Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything.
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Old 10-11-2005, 12:35 PM
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That last one's awesome!
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Old 10-11-2005, 01:14 PM
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Re: Actual newspaper ads...

the last was the best. they were pretty funny.
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Old 10-11-2005, 01:45 PM
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Yeah last one is cool as well as the nudist colony one.

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Re: Actual newspaper ads...

I liked the german shepdard one hehe
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They're all good.
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All too familiar w/ the nudist colony eh TS?
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My old dog was half Great Dane and half sneaky neighbor dog...
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Holy shit that last one is great.
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Re: Re: Actual newspaper ads...

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All too familiar w/ the nudist colony eh TS?
It would seem so...

Good stuff Tonio...although I'm not sure how manyt imes the last one has been brought up.
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Re: Re: Actual newspaper ads...

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All too familiar w/ the nudist colony eh TS?
You're just jealous. Actually I pass by once, but all I saw were older folks and everything was dropping down by gravity. eekkk. Worse than seeing grandma naked.

anyway back on topic. the cow one is pretty funny, I see why they are not bred.

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The last one was great...
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