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Intelligent Falling?

Its not enough that the other "Intelligent" theory is being put in schools, and SCIENCE textbooks, but now they want to refute gravity? Whats next "intelligent crapping" where it isnt waste that is pushed out, but rather an act of god to get rid of evil...

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2
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Re: Intelligent Falling?

I think a falling of the intelligent occured in our government a long time ago.
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Its not enough that the other "Intelligent" theory is being put in schools, and SCIENCE textbooks, but now they want to refute gravity? Whats next "intelligent crapping" where it isnt waste that is pushed out, but rather an act of god to get rid of evil...
I remember Family Guy making fun of that.. in the learn how to poop books or something.
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You realize this is The Onion, right?
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You realize this is The Onion, right?
I was wondering if anyone knew the Onion is a complete (and entertaining) farce.
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I love the related aricles. "Study Finds Jack Shit"

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Ok the theory of evolution and us coming from monkeys is about the dumbest idea I've heard of. That's something else though.

I'm a Christin but this is WAY out of hand. He should be trying to get a theory on something else less silly.
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I'm a Christina but this is WAY out of hand. He should be trying to get a theory on something else less silly.
Whoa, I just know that is going in someones sig. Christina? I thought you were Kyle.

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Whoa, I just know that is going in someones sig. Christina? I thought you were Kyle.

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Eh, just one little letter off, so what? I'm more surprised though you actually took the time to click on my profile to find my name.
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