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Old 08-18-2005, 08:17 PM
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Blonde Horse Sense

A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut one of their tails off. So she does. But then the other horse's tail gets caught in a bush and rips off. So she can't tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time. He tells her to cut one of the horses ears. So she does. But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.

She is still confused. She asks the farmer what to do. He tells her to measure them.

She comes back and says, "The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!"



Old Ladies' Noggins

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!

The third lady smiles smugly, "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"





Blonde at the Doctor's

"Please remove your blouse and bra," says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doc says, "Big breaths."

"Yeth," she replies, "and I'm only thixthteen!"







Bacon in My Ear

A guy walks into a doctor''s office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon coming out of his other ear. He says worriedly, "Doc, what''s wrong with me?!?"
The doctor replies, "You''re not eating properly."


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1. ill give it a 3 out of 9.7

2. ill give it a 4.2 out of 9.7

3. ill give it a 6.8 out of 9.7
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1) Good
2) Old
3) OK
4) Stupid
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(BTW i didnt include four because that was most possibly the worst joke ever said, typed, telepathed, invented, told. period.




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(BTW i didnt include four because that was most possibly the worst joke ever said, typed, telepathed, invented, told. period.




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Like one and two...
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1) Good
2) Old
3) OK
4) Stupid
1) Stupid
2) Stupid
3) Stupid
4) Stupid

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I mostly agree with hybridolgy, a few were ok, some sucked !
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tonio is slipping again. These were good jokes.
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We want doctor's jokes?

A man is sitting in the doctor's office and the doctor walks in. He says, "Hank I have some good and bad news for you."
Hank asks, "What is it doc?"
He goes, "Well the bad news is you're showing signs of homosexuality."
Hank says, "That's bad, but what's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I think you're kinda cute."
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thats funny ^^^^^^
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I Just like the first one!
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