funny thing happened at work today....

[ec437]

Originally Posted by Rally Sport 92

"Oh im sorry, the hose got away from me there..here I got a towel, your shirt's all wet"

your.... "hose"???? is that a euphemism?

[Oz]

Originally Posted by eversio11

Oh, so that's why you drive that Mazda. You like to own a car that screams 'vagina'

[drewh4386]

Originally Posted by ec437

your.... "hose"???? is that a euphemism?

yes

ironically you didn't spray them with the ho..se.

[jcz1987]

Tsk Tsk ec437... The Jedi force controled your abilities to encounter with the dark side of the women. Next time release your powers and let the Dark side control you toward them...






That sounded way too geeky and gay... this is what happens if i watch toooo much Star Wars just too see how HOT Natalie Portman is.......

[flatlander757]

*sack tap*



























you've lost your balls, find them and get some numbers.

[sivic02]

Im sure your boss would have understood, you could have just said hey there was two of them, one for me one for you, im not greedy. Think about it, how many porns start out with hot chicks washing cars. You should have asked if they wanted to help then use the cheesey porn lines like oh my hose is so big or mind if i pork you on the hood of this car.

[tonioseven]

Originally Posted by Cyprus106

or mr. gayandnotinterestedoso... rofl mysterious. Yeah, you couldda gotten numbers there! but noooo. your devotion lay with the all-powerful veedubya!