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Old 05-14-2005, 01:48 AM
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Well, tonight, again, my car got mustarded. Damn it. Every single time there is a school event, I can count on my damn car being covered in mustard when I return. This time, ironically, it was my dad's car (the lexus), as today was the first time I drove my new (to me) BMW. So, I called the police to see what I could do about it, and on homecoming next year someone is going to get a nice friendly visit from the federalis if it happens again.

You see, me and some of my friends had a falling out recently, so I think I know who it is. However, I know that if I sink to their level, I'll just get more shit back.

My question is, what kind of camera should I buy to put in the garage? I'm thinking night vision motion sensor video camera. Opinions?
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Well, tonight, again, my car got mustarded. Damn it. Every single time there is a school event, I can count on my damn car being covered in mustard when I return. This time, ironically, it was my dad's car (the lexus), as today was the first time I drove my new (to me) BMW. So, I called the police to see what I could do about it, and on homecoming next year someone is going to get a nice friendly visit from the federalis if it happens again.

You see, me and some of my friends had a falling out recently, so I think I know who it is. However, I know that if I sink to their level, I'll just get more shit back.

My question is, what kind of camera should I buy to put in the garage? I'm thinking night vision motion sensor video camera. Opinions?

Set bear traps in your garage, screw the camera man. Because then you can get the ass's back good, and they'll be caught to, hey, if they're sneaking into your garage and doing that shit, they fucking deserve it! But otherwise yeah, a camera isn't a bad idea, or some kind of "proximity warning". Such as when they trip a sensor have loud, very loud sounds of dirty sex, and extremely bright lights so they get blinded. Otherwise, I'm assuming this next homecoming isn't for a long while, get a 55 gallon drum, and start saving your piss, then get on your roof and after they leave dump piss all over them.


Edit: Take my word, being covered in piss and shit is HIGHLY unenjoyable, and for them it will be a long walk/drive.
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Opinion: mount the camera in the bedroom.
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Set bear traps in your garage, screw the camera man. Because then you can get the ass's back good, and they'll be caught to, hey, if they're sneaking into your garage and doing that shit, they fucking deserve it! But otherwise yeah, a camera isn't a bad idea, or some kind of "proximity warning". Such as when they trip a sensor have loud, very loud sounds of dirty sex, and extremely bright lights so they get blinded. Otherwise, I'm assuming this next homecoming isn't for a long while, get a 55 gallon drum, and start saving your piss, then get on your roof and after they leave dump piss all over them.


Edit: Take my word, being covered in piss and shit is HIGHLY unenjoyable, and for them it will be a long walk/drive.
The car has never been in the garage when its happened. Just the car/cars in the driveway.
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Nahh Ozzy, nightvision camera's suck for that, haven't you seen Paris's video?
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The car has never been in the garage when its happened. Just the car/cars in the driveway.

Hmmm......damn I guess my post was worthless. I dunno, if you have any places to hide near by, get a few friends and dress up as errr....monsters and make it look real and jump out and scare the shit out of them, hopefully they scream like little girls, and if not, you can always kick their ass. Somehow I dont think that just the camera is going to work, but if you know when to expect it I would do something to keep their asses off your property. I don't know that taking it to the law is the very best idea, but if that's your choice get the camera and hide it a little bit, but make sure it's fairly close and of decent picture, because if you can't prove that it's them then your just fucked.

Better yet just get a camera and videotape them masturbating in their bathrooms to gay midget porn and play the video on your local news station.
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i had a problem like this when i was a junior in high school. A senior thought he was cool and threw a few small pebbles at me, well i did the same. Only i hit him in his glasses and caused a small chip in them. Well he wanted me to pay for them, i told him to fuck off, its his damn fault he shouldnt have been throwing rocks at me in the first place. Well about a week later my car started getting egged about twice a week. So one night i sat in my car with my fully loaded paintball gun just waiting for him to come. Sure enough, but he didnt throw anything, he must have saw me. But there is no reason in hell he should have been driving down my block at 11:30PM. So the next night i paid a little visit to his house with my paintball gun. About 200 rounds later of orange paint all over his car and house, i never got egged again.
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sit outside all night w/ a BB gun thatll show em
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and V 10 you have beeb covered in piss?
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