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04-29-2005, 02:23 PM
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Reasons to Fear Canada
Reasons to Fear Canada
... please excuse me if this isn't funny to anyone else...I've had a bit to drink... Ninety percent of population is massed within 100 miles of northern American border. Seems not to mind that one of its provinces has turned almost entirely French. Excessive politeness only makes sense as cover for something truly sinister. But what? Citizens seem strangely impervious to cold. Decriminalization of marijuana and acceptance of gay marriage without corresponding collapse of social institutions indicate Canada may, in fact, be indestructible. Has infiltrated entertainment industry with singers, actors, and comedians practically indistinguishable from their American counterparts. Consistently stays just below cultural radar yet never quite disappears. Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable. Never had a "disco phase." Seemingly endless supply of timber, donuts, and Scotch-plaid hats with earflaps. Keeps insisting it "has no designs on America" and "only wants peace." Plays a mean game of pond hockey.
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04-29-2005, 03:16 PM
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I always knew i should be, never knew why until now though
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04-29-2005, 03:21 PM
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04-29-2005, 03:30 PM
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04-29-2005, 04:00 PM
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 I'm from Canada.Now to insult America, America... J/K! 
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04-29-2005, 04:41 PM
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Parliamentary government and common-law judiciary appear to function acceptably yet remain completely inscrutable
 http://www.economist.com/agenda/disp...ory_ID=3905147
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04-29-2005, 07:57 PM
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HELLL YEA KATE!!! I joined in too!!! EXAMS ARE OVER!!!
Right, im..Canada.  But they make so damn good beer! Judging from what Jared and Pickle said, I should fear NZ more. Well, JUst Dave....
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04-29-2005, 08:14 PM
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I am affraid of being ripped off buying gas. Someone I know took a random trip and ended up in a small boony town and got really ripped off. The non-computerized pumps allowed it. I found it amuzing he didn't. But the above reasons are what makes this country(the US) look completely ridiculous especially with Shrub in office as well as Hillary for NY. I will vote a republican in before I vote Hillary in again.
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04-30-2005, 01:26 AM
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Good times!
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04-30-2005, 11:10 PM
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05-01-2005, 09:30 PM
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05-01-2005, 09:42 PM
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Someone has been watching Canadian Bacon
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