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04-13-2005, 10:07 PM
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who you are by what you drink
Drinks as personality pointers
Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks (and how you approach them if you're interested in them). Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Girl Drinks Drink: Beer Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink. Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below) Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated. Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years... Alzheimer's and term limits be damned. Drink: White Zin Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue. Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is... Drink: Shots Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk... and naked. Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait. Guy Drinks Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut. Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid. Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid. Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid. Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something. White Zin: He's gay. Quote:
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04-13-2005, 10:26 PM
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tha
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04-13-2005, 10:27 PM
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Re: who you are by what you drink
martini's = gay for guys
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04-13-2005, 11:31 PM
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Those are pretty good
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04-13-2005, 11:42 PM
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Re: who you are by what you drink
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Truer words never spoken
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04-14-2005, 08:33 AM
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Re: who you are by what you drink
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04-18-2005, 09:39 PM
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Re: who you are by what you drink
Hey now...don't be giving guys a heads up on me! Take out the part about what type of girls drink shots.
Just kidding.
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04-18-2005, 11:31 PM
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Re: who you are by what you drink
ive always thought martinis look good. Never tried one though.
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04-19-2005, 12:21 AM
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Re: Re: who you are by what you drink
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guy drinks mixed drinks = hes an alcoholic. and he also wants to get laid.
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04-19-2005, 10:47 AM
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