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Old 06-19-2001, 01:27 PM
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Angry shit wont leave
So anyway, I took a big fuckin shit this morning, at about 9:30.
Its 1:30 now, and it still hasnt left. I flust it constantly, it goes down, then, hello, pops back up. Oh, every time I flush, the water turns brown.
I dont want to break it up, and its pissing me off!!!

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Old 06-19-2001, 01:31 PM
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One word, ExLax!



On a side note, as a favor, could you refrain from putting the profanity in the title of the thread. Just a suggestion. Thanks.
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Sounds like your SHIT is FUCKed up.













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No, I don't think it's his Ass that has the problem, it's the toliet right? Use a plunger if you have one.
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OOOPs!! After looking at it again, scratch my comment. Looks like you need, DRAAAANOOOO MAN!!!

If you don't want to use the plunger, then get a snake. Plumbers use them all the time cuz you get the coil into the plumbing and free up what is clogging it.
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Thanks for sharing your toliet habits with the world wide web !!!!

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I guess it was cuz' I hadnt shit for about 5 days, and one big huge log came out. I finally found the plunger, and mashed the mother to death. It still popped back up, so I plunged good and hard, refering to the toilet, plunger, drain, and shit as sexual beings. Shit got all over the plunger, inside of it, outside, and every so often the plunger would ball up, meaning I had to straighten it again. I used the toilet seat for this, and have vowed not to use it until I come back from the sault (about 3 weeks.)
Anyway, at about 2:30, it left. Then I had another, smaller shit in the other toilet.

And your welcome for putting this on the world wide web, maybe this will make some packie somewhere jealous
My ass doesnt have a problem, the intestines does. The whole crap flowed out quickly and painlessly, in about 2 seconds.

This was interesting
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an m80 will do the trick nicely
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Chris....Thanks again for sharing with us all again
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Yeah, a firecracker would work, then all the gunk would come shooting out of the toilet onto the walls, sink, bath, me, etc. I'm not going to try it (except a girls house right before I break up with her. hehhehe )
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That was really.........aahhh.........interesting
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Damn, I was hoping to enjoy my dinner.
Never mind.

Did you try covering the shit with a good wad of toilet paper, that works for me.
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That was intresting!:apuke:
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I think this should be moved to www.shityforums.com
That's where it belongs.
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Damn man get a grip! The perfect song for you is Get A Grip by Aerosmith. There is another song for you and it's Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit.
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