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Old 01-29-2002, 05:04 PM
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20 ways to tell a guy his fly is open.
  • The cucumber has left the salad.
  • I can see the gun of Navarone.
  • Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
  • You've got Windows on your laptop.
  • Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
  • Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
  • Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
  • You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
  • Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
  • Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
  • Elvis Junior has left the building!
  • Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
  • Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
  • The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
  • Dr. Kimble has escaped!
  • You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
  • Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
  • You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
  • I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
  • Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis.
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This is one for the females :o
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Old 01-29-2002, 05:26 PM
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This is one for the females :o
Females my ass, this is hilarious :ylsuper
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:hehehe: now that is funny KBS roflmao
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Re: 20 ways to tell a guy his fly is open.
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  • You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
Ouch! :hehehe:
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Re: 20 ways to tell a guy his fly is open.
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  • Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
:hehehe: ROTF
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Old 01-29-2002, 06:45 PM
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Re: 20 ways to tell a guy his fly is open.
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  • You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
LOL heheeh i like this one too
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Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out
LOLOL at this one. I know a couple of P.F. fans I can use this one for when the occasion comes up.....D'OH!!!!
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Re: 20 ways to tell a guy his fly is open.
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  • You've got Windows on your laptop.
I gotta jot that one down to use on the geeks lol
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