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#31
12-22-2004, 10:52 PM
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Re: The Automotiveforums.com Story Thread
Just then, DirtyDX warped back time, before signal ot at, when HighOctane burst in and said, wanna buy some trojan condoms? Just then the BF burst in and started fighting HighOctane. Signal turned and...
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12-22-2004, 10:56 PM
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said..."It's all fun and games until somebody loses and eye! Can't we all just get a long?"
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12-22-2004, 11:02 PM
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If you dont mind im too impatient to wait for 5 posts
 Just then, the TRHK (me) came out of the corner in his flashy Armani clothing and said to Signal: I have a job for you and you will get $100k, and that job is to go to my hide out (gives address) and go load your self up and take the Aston Martin that's loaded with Bond's gadget, and destroy J_Swigz and jcz1987's cars and make sure theyre totaled. Taking the offer, Signal took his ass to the hideout and............
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12-22-2004, 11:17 PM
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stole all of TRHK's clothes, his dirty magazines his sheep and his french maid and took the underground tunnel below the hideout only to run into.....
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12-22-2004, 11:20 PM
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The girl with the one boob as seen in 240NIZ's signature, only to find out that...
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#36
12-22-2004, 11:28 PM
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Its not a girl... Then signal and the heshe fall deeply in love and end up...
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#37
12-23-2004, 12:21 AM
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Too impatient
 With oddly enough, no kids, even after numerous tries  All of the sudden, a loud crash came from above the underground tunnel. Signal Ran and saw...
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#38
12-23-2004, 12:51 AM
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jcz1987 in his car and told him... "Get in, I'm gonna save your ass from this mess" Signal jumps in and realizes that civicgrllco2005 is wearing her clothes to tight again as usual and Signal sees a way too big cameltoe and decides....
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12-23-2004, 12:54 AM
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to loose his virginity...
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12-23-2004, 01:09 AM
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but he can't because he already lost it to his hand and the pain is to great on his......
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12-23-2004, 01:13 AM
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Re: The Automotiveforums.com Story Thread
Index finger.
Just then Signal got tossed from the car, and looked up to see ________ coming at him....
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