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10-12-2004, 12:07 AM
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A political funny
A teacher in a small North Carolina town asks her class how many of them
are George Bush fans. Not really knowing what a George Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. The teacher says, "Why aren't you a George Bush fan?" Johnny says, "I'm a John Kerry fan." The teacher asks why he's a John Kerry fan. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a John Kerry fan and my dad's a John Kerry fan, so I'm a John Kerry fan!" The teacher is kind of angry, because this is North Carolina, so she asks, What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a George Bush fan."
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#2
10-12-2004, 12:14 AM
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Re: A political funny
Ooooooooooh, not only did Johnny put down GWB, but he also insulted his entire class and teacher... witty (smartass) kid.
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10-12-2004, 12:16 AM
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Re: A political funny
Damn that kids quick
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10-12-2004, 05:42 AM
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Re: A political funny
That little Johnny is funny but he needs a good old fashioned arse beating.
I like it carrnuttt.
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10-12-2004, 11:20 AM
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I've heard that story before, exept it took place in Boston! Its funny either way.
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