funny email

[thegladhatter]

I received this in an email today:

WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK US RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT WE DO TO MAKE OUR DAYS INTERESTING. AS YOU WOULD EXPECT, MOST OF WHAT I DO IS INVOLVED IN SOME MANNER WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT.

I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT, THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?" HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES. SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET. THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.

I DIDN'T CARE.... MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD AN "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT

I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED. IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.

[carrrnuttt]

Originally Posted by thegladhatter

I received this in an email today:

WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK US SENILE PEOPLE WHAT WE DO TO MAKE OUR DAYS INTERESTING. AS YOU WOULD EXPECT, MOST OF WHAT I DO IS INVOLVED IN SOME MANNER WITH LAW ENFORCEMENT.

I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES. WHEN I CAME OUT, THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET. I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?" HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET. I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES. SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET. THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.

I DIDN'T CARE.... MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD AN "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT

I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M SENILE. IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.

Sounds like you. I can picture it.

[thegladhatter]

lame

[lazysmurff]

hahaha, though its been changed to obviously poke fun at Kerry supporters, i heard this one at a biker party, but it involved motorcycles, and the speaker rode a harley parked around the corner, and the cop was writing tickets for a crotch rocket

[2strokebloke]

I'll remind myself never to waste my time reading anything you consider "funny" ever again. It's what you consider serious, gladhatter, that's really hilarious.

lame

Anybody ever tell you that you get what you pay for?

[thegladhatter]

lame as well

[2strokebloke]

you started a topic entitled "funny email" and now it turns out that you have no sense of humour. That must be what's so lame. lame enough to be funny.

[YogsVR4]

That was kinda funny.