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Revised RNC Schedule
Republican National Convention Schedule -- Revised, August 2004:
6:00pm - Opening prayer 6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer 6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers 6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon Mobil Corp. 7:00pm - Canonization of Ronald Reagan 7:15pm - Additional prayers of thanksgiving 7:30pm - Opening convention remarks by Halliburton CEO 8:00pm - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Enron's Ken Lay 8:15pm - Additional opening remarks by Halliburton Company 8:30pm - Stoning of a hom.ose.x.ual person wishing to get married 8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by HMO corporate titan Kaiser Permanente 9:00pm - Announcement of the invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBD) 9:15pm - Halliburton makes public contribution of $1.4 billion to Republican Party 10:00pm - V. P. Cheney addresses remarks to Ron Reagan, Jr. and tells him to go f*** himself. 10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea (Bush: "Dernit, South Korea is our ally. My bad.") 10:45pm - Dancing around a golden calf idol 11:00pm - Stoning of the partner of the hom.ose.xual wishing to get married 11:15pm - New forestry policy revealed to Party by Weyerhaeuser and International Paper 11:45pm - Thanking of God for his help electing G. W. Bush president 12:00m - Closing prayers and hymns (lasting until 2:00am) 2:00 am - Hookers and male wh.or.es ushered in for use by all remaining delegates 
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08-11-2004, 11:59 PM
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Re: Revised RNC Schedule
LOL
The gay 1 is funny and the golf 1 too lol. |
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08-12-2004, 12:06 AM
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Re: Revised RNC Schedule
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08-12-2004, 12:23 AM
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Re: Revised RNC Schedule
Sounds about right to me
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08-12-2004, 04:49 AM
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Re: Revised RNC Schedule
Yuck yuck yuck......
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08-12-2004, 11:43 AM
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Re: Re: Revised RNC Schedule
[/quote]10:00pm - V. P. Cheney addresses remarks to Ron Reagan, Jr. and tells him to go f*** himself.
[/quote] Still the best 1 on there I think. Beside the richialistic stoneing. |
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Re: Revised RNC Schedule
 Now thats a night ofm partying!!! |
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Re: Re: Revised RNC Schedule
wonder what his daughters are doing lol. Richualistic Dr^gs!
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Well the actual thing happened last night here in NYC and I am happy to report they held true to their revised schedule.
TS out (in fox hole, safe from republican bashlash)
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