What purpose does this serve??

[Integra06]

Originally Posted by justacruiser

I could have told you that without looking at the person. (that he was 'hispanic' anyways)

RULE OF THUMB:

If the vehicle has a whole bunch of cheap-assed JC Whitney catalogue parts bolted onto it in the most tacky ways possible, (ie, chrome fender eyebrows, sunvisors, etc.) and/or million spoke 12 inch dayton rims, or just rims that stick 3 feet out of the fender wells, or a paintjob with a mural on it, it will be a 'Hispanic' (mexican around here) driving it 9 times out of 10. Trust me on this, I'm doing grape inspection right now so I get to see what they drive on a daily basis. You have not begun to see the depths of crappy taste that I see daily.

Please take some pics of these. I need a good laugh.

[Karen512]

Originally Posted by justacruiser

RULE OF THUMB:

If the vehicle has a whole bunch of cheap-assed JC Whitney catalogue parts bolted onto it in the most tacky ways possible, (ie, chrome fender eyebrows, sunvisors, etc.) and/or million spoke 12 inch dayton rims, or just rims that stick 3 feet out of the fender wells, or a paintjob with a mural on it, it will be a 'Hispanic' (mexican around here) driving it 9 times out of 10.

Yeah, that rule is a good one. Living in a highly hispanic populated area (Texas!) I get to see lots of funny stuff like that.
About a month ago I saw an early 90's Escort Wagon, slammed, with the trademark deep-dish daytons (gold of course) sticking out of the wheel wells about a foot. And of course there were naked lady mudflaps (yes, mudflaps), and a naked lady murial on the back. Oh and to top it off, it was being driven by an older hispanic LADY!!
Good times!

[Raz_Kaz]

That's just fugly....
And usually, in my area, we get to spot the Hispanics by driving 80's civics or accords with the gold rims, loud muffler, and the loud ass hispanic music playing

[ROB3000GTVR4]

You people act like you never heard of down force... (such morons)

[RSX-S777]

Ahhh...downforce. In that case I should get a few wings for my car. Pretty sure I can fit at least three on the hood alone.

By the way, in my opinion, gold + naked ladies is a winning combination...

[ROB3000GTVR4]

Originally Posted by RSX-S777

Ahhh...downforce. In that case I should get a few wings for my car. Pretty sure I can fit at least three on the hood alone.

By the way, in my opinion, gold + naked ladies is a winning combination...

[justacruiser]

Originally Posted by RSX-S777

By the way, in my opinion, gold + naked ladies is a winning combination...

Well now that depends on where they are! If the gold and naked ladies are on YOU, then hell yes it's a winning combo! On a car though... No, that just doesn't work.

[RSX-S777]

Goldfinger: one of the best Bond films ever. Strips em' naked and paints em gold. Fan-tastic!

[FireBball972]

well, hell, that shit puts downforce right on the cab!

it must give him at LEAST 50 hp!

it might let him run low 18's in the 1/4

that IS pimp shit yo!