Things I Know Because of TV...

[taranaki]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

1. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate
any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

Well,I guess that means we are safe if our house ever gets haunted.Most of my wife's underwear would send the average ghost running screaming from the building. :22yikes:

[tonioseven]

^^

[Jay!]

You can do anything in five minutes or less in the form of a montage.

[grimmy]

when alone, one must always speak out loud as if there were sombody else in the room

[Jimster]

btw- In my experiences, most single women actually do possess a cat of some kind


PPS: 7500 post= 3/4 of the way to 10,000. Not that I give a shit, but it's a nice little pointless observation.

[taranaki]

The bad guys are amazing shots.They can fire off hundreds of rounds in your direction and miss you completely.In the unlikely evern that you are hit,you may bleed profusely,but and lose some muscle control,but if you grimace a lot,you will still be able to complete your mission without carking it.

[numbware]

lol, those are great. i needed a laugh today. :-)

[psychobadboy]

damn L-shaped bed sheets