funny taxes

[MiS0]

Where there's a will, there's an Inheritance Tax

Death and taxes are inevitable; at least death doesn't get worse every year

Foreign Aid in the US amounts to taxing the poor people in this rich country for the benefit of the rich people in poor countries

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund

You know it's a really bad day when your income tax refund check bounces

I believe we should all pay our tax bill with a smile. I tried -- but they wanted cash

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents ?

Any reasonable system of taxation would be based on the slogan of Soak the Rich

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today

There is only one thing worse than the flu season -- the tax season. You can recover from the flu

The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them

Bumper snicker: Save Our Trees. Stop Printing Tax Forms !

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud paying half as much

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as they formerly got in wages

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary tax

Taxpayers don't have to take a civil service exam to work for the government

A fine is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a fine for doing something right

Ever wonder why we're "Born Free" only to be taxed to death

Have you ever wondered if taxation without representation would have been cheaper ?

and my favorite

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others

[YogsVR4]

some of those are pretty good

[carrrnuttt]

Lol

[i have both nuts!]

the best taxes are when you cheat like a mother and get like 300k back.
do it every year. last year i got back 127k

[eversio11]

Originally Posted by MiS0

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others

my favorite too