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Old 02-23-2004, 08:05 PM
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A cowboy was riding through an old abandoned canyon trail when he was captured by a group of ruthless banditos, intent on killing him. But in their drunkenness, they decided to go easy on him and grant him three requests. For his first, he asked for his horse. He whispered something to his horse, who then rode off and returned with a beautiful woman, with whom the cowboy spent the night. The same thing happened the second day. But when the horse returned on the third day with another woman, the cowboy lost his temper and yelled "You stupid horse! I said POSSE!"
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Re: The Cowboy and his Horse
wow i actually enjoyed that one
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Re: The Cowboy and his Horse
Nice...very nice
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Re: The Cowboy and his Horse
lol that was a good one
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is that your life story?
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i dun get it..
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does the humor ever stop??
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Well above average on that one!
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