What not to say to a nakid man

[matada]

Originally Posted by Hyatus

butt pirate #23 was for you!

hehehehe
ouch

If I said it was my wifes car would that save me??

[GTR2b]

Originally Posted by matada

hehehehe
ouch

If I said it was my wifes car would that save me??

Sort of, that just means that she's got bigger BALLS than you!

But since I don't even OWN a car yet here in Japan....

hmmmm.... I think I'll just shut up.



PS, and don't EVEN bring up the Demio... that's the wife's car! And that's the story that I'm sticking with. :P

[matada]

Originally Posted by GTR2b

Sort of, that just means that she's got bigger BALLS than you!

But since I don't even OWN a car yet here in Japan....

hmmmm.... I think I'll just shut up.

Keep it up dick, and i will come next door and kick your ass.

BTW, I checked and she certainly does not.

[asterox]

The mystery of matada deepens...

[Haibane]

Originally Posted by matada

Keep it up dick, and i will come next door and kick your ass.

BTW, I checked and she certainly does not.

She is ugly enough you had to check to see if she was a man?

[GTR2b]

Originally Posted by matada

Keep it up dick, and i will come next door and kick your ass.

BTW, I checked and she certainly does not.

uh, If you're coming over again I better re-stock my fridge! If you come over and I don't have beer to calm your ass down I'll REALLY be in for an ass-whoopin!

[matada]

Originally Posted by Haibane

She is ugly enough you had to check to see if she was a man?

Man, we are WAY off topic here. I tried to take a pic of my wife and post it, but she got major pissed at me, so I guess you will have to take my word for it. My wife is pretty damn cute.
GTR2B can repute that as he lives next door to me.....

[GTR2b]

Originally Posted by matada

Man, we are WAY off topic here. I tried to take a pic of my wife and post it, but she got major pissed at me, so I guess you will have to take my word for it. My wife is pretty damn cute.
GTR2B can repute that as he lives next door to me.....

She is pretty damn fine guys...

now back to the topic.

[Haibane]

It's a joke anyhow...

[matada]

Originally Posted by Haibane

It's a joke anyhow...

And a funny one at that!

I usually manage to cover my ass a little better than that. I leave a door open you guys come right in. Gotta be a little quicker on my feet.

61. Sorry, I don't read braille

My wife came up with that one (and NO, NOT by experience).

[Oz]