The Baptist Preacher

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THERE WAS A PREACHER WHOSE WIFE WAS EXPECTING A BABY.
THE PREACHER WENT TO THE CONGREGATION AND ASKED FOR A RAISE.

AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION AND DISCUSSION,
THEY PASSED A RULE THAT WHENEVER
THE PREACHER'S FAMILY EXPANDED,
SO WOULD HIS PAYCHECK.

AFTER 5 OR 6 CHILDREN, THIS STARTED TO GET
EXPENSIVE AND THE CONGREGATION

DECIDED TO HOLD ANOTHER MEETING
TO DISCUSS THE PREACHER'S PAY.

THERE WAS MUCH YELLING AND BICKERING
ABOUT HOW MUCH THE CLERGYMAN'S

ADDITIONAL CHILDREN WERE COSTING THE CHURCH.

FINALLY, THE PREACHER GOT UP AND SPOKE TO THE CROWD,
"HAVING CHILDREN IS AN ACT OF GOD!"

IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM, A LITTLE OLD
MAN STOOD UP ! AND IN HIS FRAIL
VOICE SAID ....

"SNOW AND RAIN ARE ALSO ACTS OF GOD,
BUT WHEN WE GET TOO MUCH, WE WEAR RUBBERS

[Spec2 Girl]

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