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10-19-2003, 05:40 AM
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Eheheheheh. Dustin gets pissed, talks to Tokkie. Drunkarity ensues.
Ambipotent: TOKXIN
Ambipotent: TOKSIN Ambipotent: rymes with TOXIN OoToksinoO: YOU GET THE SUPERGENIUS OF THE UNIVERSE AWARD Ambipotent: I'm the smartest drunk in the universe!s! OoToksinoO: how drunk? Ambipotent: drunk enough a to apoint out that your name rhymse with Toxin OoToksinoO: very clever of you dustin Ambipotent: clever....rhymse with LEVER Ambipotent: YAY! Ambipotent: NEW SIG Ambipotent: kindda OoToksinoO: yeah? Ambipotent: WOOOOOOOOOOoo Ambipotent: =-O Ambipotent: whoa Ambipotent: =-O'' Ambipotent: it's a giving head smily OoToksinoO: yeah? OoToksinoO: if its a giving head smiley, what is the price of fish related to the fusion of two personalities in a trans directional plane of thought? Ambipotent: the price is not rrealated, the fusion of ftwo personalities probabably woudln't co-exist in anyway,,,,,they'd be onea dn the same after coming togethers. OoToksinoO: coming togethers, eh? Ambipotent: yeah Ambipotent: I"m confused OoToksinoO: you're obviously the sober driver Ambipotent: I'm confused OoToksinoO: what you been drinking? OoToksinoO: where's your new sig you drunkard? Ambipotent: a little Ambipotent: it's in af OoToksinoO: a little? is that a beer, or spirits, or what, never heard of it? is it a brand name? Ambipotent: mudslide Ambipotent: it's a little cold Ambipotent: but ok Ambipotent: I wan gonna microqve it but Jared put its in a metal glasss OoToksinoO: mudslide is supposed to be cold professor OoToksinoO: j00 suxx0rs at teh posting a sig. where the fuck is it Ambipotent: not MY mudslide!!!!!! Ambipotent: ummmmm Ambipotent: I duno Ambipotent: olemme check agina OoToksinoO: agina? Ambipotent: i fogot to hit the button OoToksinoO: is that like vagina? Ambipotent: no...it's saved Ambipotent: my sig Ambipotent: not my vagina OoToksinoO: you have a vagina? Ambipotent: no OoToksinoO: Ambipotent: my sig Ambipotent: not my vagina OoToksinoO: that statement implies you have a vagina OoToksinoO: is there something you're not telling AF dustin? Ambipotent: no Ambipotent: i do not have a vagina Ambipotent: YO have a vagine OoToksinoO: i'm not a girl Ambipotent: neitehr am I! Ambipotent: although there are times I like to pretend OoToksinoO: you do? Ambipotent: no OoToksinoO: i cant find your sig you fucking alcoholic, give me a link :-) Ambipotent: i added your sentace Ambipotent: OoToksinoO: YOU GET THE SUPERGENIUS OF THE UNIVERSE AWARD OoToksinoO: ah OoToksinoO: so you've only had one mudslide and you're pissed as a fart? Ambipotent: no Ambipotent: i had some vodka Ambipotent: and abottle of shcnaups OoToksinoO: a bottle of what/ Ambipotent: schnaupps Ambipotent: grain alcoholll Ambipotent: many amny flavors OoToksinoO: what are amny flavours? Ambipotent: vanilla. Ambipotent: pepppermint Ambipotent: peach Ambipotent: strawwberyr Ambipotent: blackberry OoToksinoO: those are normal flavours OoToksinoO: im curious as to what these "amny" flavours are Ambipotent: oh Ambipotent: many OoToksinoO: there are many amny flavours? Ambipotent: no Ambipotent: ow Ambipotent: sotp Ambipotent: stop Ambipotent: noooooooo OoToksinoO: sotp? OoToksinoO: you're obviously too sober, go have another vodka Ambipotent: ok OoToksinoO: so why so drunk and on AIM instead of partying with girlfriend/friends/goats? Ambipotent: friends are partying gg with my girlfriend Ambipotent: and the goattttt done pased out OoToksinoO: gg with girlfriend? OoToksinoO: goat gone with girlfriend? Ambipotent: quit putting awords in tmy mymouth OoToksinoO: im not putting words in anything Ambipotent: why is it so ahard to find Hilary duff Blowjob porn????? OoToksinoO: the only thing going in your mouth is alcohol OoToksinoO: i hope OoToksinoO: i dunno man, one of the universe's great mysteries Ambipotent: I'm failry sertain OoToksinoO: so why arent you pissposting? Ambipotent: af being slow Ambipotent: I'm on 14.4 OoToksinoO: why the fuck are you on 14.4? OoToksinoO: didnt even know they made them anymore Ambipotent: theyd on't Ambipotent: it's an old compuer OoToksinoO: why are you on an old compuer and not a computer? Ambipotent: urgh Ambipotent: quite OoToksinoO: quite? Ambipotent: grrrrr OoToksinoO: you're gonna it in the morning when i post this Ambipotent: oh shit Ambipotent: no Ambipotent: i forbidd OoToksinoO: AAHAAHAHAHA
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10-19-2003, 05:55 AM
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Part 2 :)
OoToksinoO: posted.
Ambipotent: no its not OoToksinoO: yes it is Ambipotent: i can' find AF OoToksinoO: drink more Ambipotent: that won't help me find it Ambipotent: oits not in my menu barthing OoToksinoO: menu barthing? OoToksinoO: are you barfing? OoToksinoO: lightweight! Ambipotent: no Ambipotent: bar thing OoToksinoO: you're going to the bar? Ambipotent: here we go Ambipotent: no Ambipotent: not to the bear OoToksinoO: you have a bear? i want a bear Ambipotent: i don't have ha vrear Ambipotent: bear Ambipotent: if i had a bear ai'd sic him on you for posting that Ambipotent: grrrrrrrrr OoToksinoO: you're the one who decided to get drunk :-) OoToksinoO: have another drink, it'll seem funnier Ambipotent: nooooooo Ambipotent: I'm not drunk Ambipotent: I'm completely sober Ambipotent: and boy did i fool you!~ Ambipotent: danmit OoToksinoO: bahahaha OoToksinoO: drink more Ambipotent: oh god Ambipotent: thatt came out so rwrong!!!!!!! Ambipotent: OoToksinoO: i'm not a girl Ambipotent: neitehr am I! Ambipotent: although there are times I like to pretend OoToksinoO: bahaha OoToksinoO: for real,are you actually sober? or just retarded? Ambipotent: I'm quite drnik Ambipotent: I seem to be fallinn gout of my chair quite a bitt otnight Ambipotent: oooooooh Ambipotent: i iknow OoToksinoO: not drunk enough, obviously OoToksinoO: how many have you had? Ambipotent: I'm gonan go pss out on the volleyboall court so eveyron e will wonder hwo I got out there@! Ambipotent: fuck me Ambipotent: that's lie...special ed typing OoToksinoO: you want an adventure? OoToksinoO: go finish all the alcohol in the house Ambipotent: ? OoToksinoO: then go and pass out on a police car :-D Ambipotent: i pased out in an intrepid once Ambipotent: its started raining and I hlaeft the sunroof open OoToksinoO: you poor bastard OoToksinoO: bahahaha Ambipotent: itswas comfy till the rain came OoToksinoO: ive never passed out in a car OoToksinoO: i tend not to drive drunk :-P Ambipotent: I didn't drinve Ambipotent: I just neded somewere to sleep OoToksinoO: i sleep in a bed, but i guess americans are different Ambipotent: couches and besd wer all takien...it was either car or bathtub or cold hardw ood floor OoToksinoO: bathtub > *
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10-19-2003, 06:11 AM
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Re: Re: Eheheheheh. Dustin gets pissed, talks to Tokkie. Drunkarity ensues.
   Tokkie has teh phot0r
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10-19-2003, 06:20 AM
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Part 3...muahaha
Ambipotent: batctub cold
Ambipotent: and I can just see someone coming in ad taking a piss or smething OoToksinoO: people usually piss in the toilet, but like i said,i guess americans are different Ambipotent: toiolest get smaller and slmaller with every shot OoToksinoO: bah OoToksinoO: americans are lightweights OoToksinoO: ive been fucked in half drunk and accurate as a sharpshooter Ambipotent: I"ll show you lightweight Ambipotent: wait Ambipotent: no Ambipotent: hahaha Ambipotent: SAHORT FORUM Ambipotent: my frined Dan got a job driving hte hsort bus Ambipotent: it's great Ambipotent: man that scared hts hit out of me Ambipotent: I felt sothign touch my back so I turn around really quick adn it was just my ponytail OoToksinoO: you only saw the short forum now/ Ambipotent: I was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OoToksinoO: LOL OoToksinoO: teh dustin has teh long hair? OoToksinoO: or do you have a ony? OoToksinoO: *pony? Ambipotent: longer and pooofire than yours at times OoToksinoO: prove it Ambipotent: no cammera Ambipotent: uuuuuuuummmmmmmm Ambipotent: CAVEMAN PICTUTRES Ambipotent:  Ambipotent: thas't from July Ambipotent: It's about two inches longer now OoToksinoO: yoou look like matthew lillard Ambipotent: whoo? OoToksinoO: that's getting posted Ambipotent: bloody hell no OoToksinoO: IT's only 2 inches long? Ambipotent: SHTU YOP{! Ambipotent: two inches longer htan yourS! Ambipotent: i have musxcular legs Ambipotent: woooooooooooow OoToksinoO: you're still too sober. i wont consider you drunk til you pass out Ambipotent: yor'u just trying to get rid of me Ambipotent: it's 5:05 am. here OoToksinoO: nah,im just trying to get you drunk OoToksinoO: so wheres the girlfriend? Ambipotent: noooooooooooo...no more for a while Ambipotent: back in NOrht vernon OoToksinoO: lightweight! Ambipotent: I'm in evansville. Ambipotent: two hours away OoToksinoO: where the fuck is evansville/ Ambipotent: have you seesn a picture of Indiana? OoToksinoO: no Ambipotent: me try to ACIII it Ambipotent: __ | | Ambipotent: oosp Ambipotent: fucki t Ambipotent: Evansville is in the lower left part of indiana Ambipotent: I can't belive that came our withour a spellign error OoToksinoO: so Ambipotent: SEVENDUST EEMY! Ambipotent: ENEMY! OoToksinoO: so indiana is the table of the USA? Ambipotent: table? Ambipotent: noooooooooooooo OoToksinoO: Ambipotent: __ | | OoToksinoO: you drew a table you daft bastard Ambipotent: curse you and your two dimensionla new zealand brain OoToksinoO: im not a new Zealander, sparky Ambipotent: /me kills the taksin Ambipotent: www.automtovieforums.com Ambipotent: its' gone! Ambipotent: what hapens/ Ambipotent: happend? Ambipotent: oh Ambipotent: damn Ambipotent: www.automotiveforums.com Ambipotent: thats's better OoToksinoO: you said the time was 5am? OoToksinoO: call your girlfriend, she'll love you! Ambipotent: 5:10 now Ambipotent: no Ambipotent: I'm talkign to her OoToksinoO: i wonder how drunk you have to be before you start posting naked pics of her OoToksinoO: drink more! Ambipotent: youv'e already senen one pic to may Ambipotent: LOL Ambipotent: I didn't even breka out the handcuff or blowjob bpics Ambipotent: oh fuck Ambipotent: I've sadi to much Ambipotent: do NOT POST that Ambipotent: by the naem that is all good and holy OoToksinoO: you're gonna love this when you're sober and hungover OoToksinoO: there's some rhyming for you! OoToksinoO: i think you need to go to bed man OoToksinoO: or play some drums Ambipotent: nooooooooooo Ambipotent: you SOOOOOOOO better not post hta OoToksinoO: go for a walk man Ambipotent: I"ll die OoToksinoO: go walk to your girlfriend Ambipotent: she's two hours interstaten travel away! Ambipotent: 210 miles! OoToksinoO: so,its 5am, you'll get an early start! Ambipotent: human walking speed is 3 miels and hour OoToksinoO: should be there by the afternoon Ambipotent: I'll fall downb about every two miels Ambipotent: l70 horsu travel tiem plus falling/revovery OoToksinoO: get drunker,then walk. its the time warp phenomenon. you'll be there before you even realised you'd left Ambipotent: dont' even get em started on quamtum mechanics OoToksinoO: its not quantum mechanics OoToksinoO: its drunkum mechanics! OoToksinoO: like beer goggles OoToksinoO: do you have beer goggles, dustin? Ambipotent: not the galsses thigns Ambipotent: OZ insnt'n online.................... Ambipotent: (Sends pic of his girlfriend. Will not be posted. I'm not that much of an asshole - Toksin) Ambipotent signed off at 11:22:04 PM. Ambipotent signed on at 11:22:34 PM. Ambipotent: what did you send mte? OoToksinoO: i didnt send anything, but you sent me sally Ambipotent: w3rd Ambipotent: wait Ambipotent: wthe pink heair one righT? OoToksinoO: yeah Ambipotent: oh the cat got dead OoToksinoO: what? Ambipotent: we put it in a box Ambipotent: and we dug a little hole Ambipotent: covered it with rocks Ambipotent: picked a cpoul dandilinos, said a little prayer then we all went to bed cause we mostly didn't care Ambipotent: Haywood banks kicks your ass Ambipotent: he's a funnny man OoToksinoO: never heard of him Ambipotent: funnyshit Ambipotent: damint OoToksinoO: comedian? Ambipotent: 520 horus Ambipotent: going now Ambipotent signed off at 11:25:37 PM. Alcohol makes you funny. And so endeth the lesson, kids.
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10-19-2003, 07:13 AM
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Re: Part 3...muahaha
Im sure it was funny at the time, but now its just one VERY long and somewhat boring transcript.
Why don't you print it out and sell it on e-Bay?
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10-19-2003, 02:23 PM
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that was grand. but me wants to see GF pic...
Dustin - you're a skid.  makes me glad i didn't come online last night, or you would've seen another thread of the same genre with my name in the title...10 Heini's in an hour and a half will do that to you. 
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10-19-2003, 06:12 PM
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Re: Eheheheheh. Dustin gets pissed, talks to Tokkie. Drunkarity ensues.
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Thats a lot of ass dude, hope you didnt get any friction burn.
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10-19-2003, 06:49 PM
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Re: Re: Eheheheheh. Dustin gets pissed, talks to Tokkie. Drunkarity ensues.
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10-19-2003, 09:45 PM
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dude that's so damn funny...yet it's so mean...luckily nobody from AF talks to me on AIM because i think that i'd find myself saying a lot of stupid things...half of them would be posted in sigs and threads....
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10-20-2003, 03:34 AM
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I can see why i dont go to AIM now 
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