Virus Alert

[YogsVR4]

If you receive an E-mail with the subject line of "Badtimes", delete it immediately without reading it. This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet. It will completely re-write your hard drive.

Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It also demagnetizes the strips on all your credit cards, re-programs your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

It will drink all your soda and leave dirty socks on your coffee table when you are expecting company. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in heavy traffic. When executed, "Badtimes" will also give you nightmares about circus midgets.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. "Badtimes" will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Brown Patch. If the "Badtimes" mail message is opened in a Windows environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to your bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid!


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That was a classic from way back.

[tonioseven]

Too late for me; I already have Dutch Elm disease!

[TheNotoriousMogg]

[ROB3000GTVR4]

Originally Posted by YogsVR4

If you receive an E-mail with the subject line of "Badtimes", delete it immediately without reading it. This is the most dangerous e-mail virus yet. It will completely re-write your hard drive.

Not only that, but it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It also demagnetizes the strips on all your credit cards, re-programs your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

It will drink all your soda and leave dirty socks on your coffee table when you are expecting company. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static while stuck in heavy traffic. When executed, "Badtimes" will also give you nightmares about circus midgets.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. "Badtimes" will give you Dutch Elm Disease and Brown Patch. If the "Badtimes" mail message is opened in a Windows environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to your bathtub.

It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid!


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That was a classic from way back.

[Sean]

Switching my Rogain with Nair was one thing, removing the tags from furniture is another! This virus has to be stopped!