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Old 11-17-2001, 05:02 PM
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Inspirational phrases for the cubicle era.
Inspirational phrases for the cubicle era.
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • If you can stay calm while all around you there's chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
  • Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
  • A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a scapegoat.
  • Plagiarism saves time.
  • If at first you don't succeed, try management.
  • Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.
  • The beatings will continue until morale improves.
  • Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
  • We waste time, so you don't have to.
  • Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
  • Go the extra mile, it makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
  • When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
  • INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
  • Succeed in spite of management.
  • Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
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Re: Inspirational phrases for the cubicle era.
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Inspirational phrases for the cubicle era.
  • Plagiarism saves time.
lol... it's true
and we all know i've used that time saving method
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Re: Inspirational phrases for the cubicle era.
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Plagiarism saves time.
:hehehe::hehehe::hehehe:

Gotta love it

That whole list is like my life's basis
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Re: Re: Inspirational phrases for the cubicle era.
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  • Plagiarism saves time.

lol... it's true
and we all know i've used that time saving method

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It sorta reminds me of this quote.

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Stealing ideas from one person... that's Plaigarism.
Stealing Ideas from many people... that's Research!
Every research paper I've ever written fits this rule!
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KB those are excelent!













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*lol* Very good, Kris!
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He's been lurking around my stache!!! j/k
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Kris, those are hilarious!!!:hehehe: :hehehe:
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