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06-12-2003, 08:24 PM
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Fascinating!!!
A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to See Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word "fascinate". Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight." The teacher cried .
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06-12-2003, 08:27 PM
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06-13-2003, 02:04 AM
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sorry, but that jokes lame as hell. did you get it from a jackie martling cd; the guy from Howard stern?
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06-13-2003, 02:06 AM
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nevermind, it actually sounded funny the second time. don't ask me why
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#6
06-13-2003, 02:14 AM
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LMAO i wish that there was a little Johnny in my school.....
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06-13-2003, 03:10 AM
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never mind that.....what about being his cousin?
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#9
06-16-2003, 03:22 PM
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ROFLMAO
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#11
06-17-2003, 01:53 AM
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more shinanegans from my long lsot son
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