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#16
06-12-2003, 07:13 PM
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"are your parents from Tennessee? cause you're the only ten I see."
"were your parents mentally challenged? because you're special." "i've lost my number, can i have yours?" or alternatley "i've lost my virginity, can i have yours?" "hey baby i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you tonight?" "can you suck a golf ball through a 50 foot garden hose?" run into bar, look around frantically. grab first attractice girl you see by the arm, look her up and down nervously and state "you'll do!" "hey baby, fuck me if i'm wrong , but isn't your name Oocheekatonalowalla?" "hey baby do you wanna fuck......ing drink?" "i like peanut butter. wanna fuck?" "i am a super-hypnotic mind being. take...off...your...bra..." "i wanna put my thingy in your thingy" *take ice cube from her drink, smash on floor* "there. now that we've broken the ice, fancy a fuck?" "hey baby, let's go back to my place and do some math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and MULTIPLY!" "i love every bone in your body, ESPECIALLY mine!" "you've been a bad girl! GO TO MY ROOM!" "are you free tonight or will it cost me?" ok i'm done... 
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#17
06-12-2003, 07:56 PM
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I don't get the TN one though.
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