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#1
10-24-2006, 09:12 PM
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Language confusion
Another old one but ran across it today, just thought it was funny and thought I'd share.
Girls vs. Boys Girls English Yes = No No = Yes May-b = No Its your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what u want = Youll pay 4 this later We need to talk = I need to bitch. Sure......Go ahead = I dont want you too. Im not upset = Of course Im upset, u stupid moron How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin like me 4. Is my butt fat? = Tell me im beautiful. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me? = Too late, youre dead Guys English Im hungry = Im hungry Im sleepy = Im sleepy Im tired = Im tired Do you want to go to a movie? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you. Can I take you to dinner? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you. May I have this dance? = Id eventaully like to have sex with you. Nice dress = Nice cleavage. You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you. Whats wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? Whats wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. Im bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Lets have sex right now. I love you too = Okay i said it wed better have sex now Lets talk = I am tryin to impress you by shown that Im a deep person and maybe then youd like to have sex with me Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.
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#2
10-24-2006, 09:26 PM
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Re: Language confusion
hahahaha, I really like the second part, especially the last line.
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10-24-2006, 10:45 PM
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Re: Language confusion
 I love that. And... I can vouch for it all being true guys. I used this as a translation guide for my ex... Notice I say ex... Yeah, she was stupid but I really miss the sex. lol Ok, maybe I shouldn't be drinking while surfin AF tonight. lol
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10-25-2006, 09:21 AM
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Re: Language confusion
 LOL
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10-25-2006, 09:53 AM
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Re: Language confusion
Quote:
 Don't you know you don't say you're single and lonely with John (FormulaLT1) lurking around 
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