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Old 08-27-2003, 12:10 AM
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What do you give to the person that has everything?

A Turdtwister

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Old 08-27-2003, 12:18 AM
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Now I could say :what the hell were you searching for when you found that????" (except I think I know where you got it, right?)
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Old 08-27-2003, 12:55 AM
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wow.... I... I'm at a loss of words.

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Order today, and we'll send you our Turd Twister Starter Kit. The Starter Kit ships with our 10 most popular Turd Twisters for only $9.95. That's 10 laugh-inspiring, dishwasher-safe Turd Twisters, and that's just the beginning!
dishwasher safe? I don't think I could eat again. shit's not supposed to go through the food chain that quickly.

How the hell do you get it out?! oh wait:

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And as a bonus, by ordering online, we'll throw in a Safe-T-Floss™ Retraction Cord. Incredibly useful if your Turd Twister gets stuck somewhere it shouldn't be in the first place.
damn right!

LOL, imagine walking into a public restroom and finding a Batman Turd lurking in the bottom of the bowl...
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Old 08-27-2003, 01:18 AM
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lol thats so wrong...dishwasher safe
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Old 08-27-2003, 08:40 AM
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This has to be one of the more disgusting things I have read about in a while
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That thing is wrong in more way then I can count.













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Re: Ultimate Gift
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You may wish to exercise or stretch your rectal opening prior to inserting the device. Trial insertions with other, smaller objects may ease the anxiety some users experience on using the Turd Twister for the first time. Start with something small, such as a pencil, or your finger, working your way up to thicker items such as a candle or a turkey-baster.
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Old 08-27-2003, 06:54 PM
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IT's (and I quote) FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
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I don't see the point. I mean, you could make the same end product with the playdoh factory - and the bonus would be that wouldn't have to insert it rectally.
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Razor, my eyes are pissed at you after reading that.
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Imust be losing my touch.Saw this a week ago,decided not to post it.
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Old 08-28-2003, 10:23 PM
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IT's (and I quote) FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!
"Hey son, have you seen the christmas tree attachment?" "I think mom put it on the christmas tree, just use the birthday cake one"


(Sorry for the self quote, but I couldn't resist. No one would have noticed the edit anyways.)
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Re: Re: Ultimate Gift
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"Hey son, have you seen the christmas tree attachment?" "I think mom put it on the christmas tree, just use the birthday cake one"


(Sorry for the self quote, but I couldn't resist. No one would have noticed the edit anyways.)
Why stoop so low just for a meazily post count.
Anyhow man I just wannathinking about that
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