How many ways can you say 'stupid?'

[JD@af]

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off her cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay her brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.
24 cents short of a quarter.

Please note: I apologize if this is a repeat post, as I seem so apt at doing. But I am sure that these will be new for at least some of you, as they were for me.

[DantesInferno]

That will keep me smiling. Thanks, JD, for the early morning humor!

[Rich]

:hehehe:

My 3 Favorites:

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.

definitly a good laugh to start this day off with Thanks, JD

[super 96 accord]

Pauly Shore

[crxlvr]

threw a rock at the ground and missed
jumped out of a window to kill themselves, and went up.

[Gonthrax]

Originally posted by JD@af
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One taco short of a combination plate.
All foam, no beer.
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Hehehe, I'll have to remember those, could come in usefull sometime

[ragt20]

rofl...nice haven't seen them b4......

my favorites

Originally posted by JD@af

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
The lights are on, but nobody's home.

[tazdev]

"not the brightest button on the jacket."

one for the kiwis - "A few Kumera short of a hungi."

this one was used on a friend of mines school report - "he is the full six pack he just lacks the little plastic thing that holds it all together"

[primera man]

GREAT .....LOL
I dont know which one is the best as they are all good !!!

[speediva]

A few more:

Not the brightest crayon in the box.
A few settings short of a dinner table.


And here's a true story with regards to this topic:
My friend's manager did something rather stupid, so my friend said "Hey, are all the lights on but nobody's home?" To which the manager replied, "We leave the lights on all the time when no one's home." And he was dead serious!!

[THE4TH]

not the sharpest knife in the drawer....

[THE4TH]

about as sharp as a bowling ball

[Shell]

Hahahahaha! classic! :hehehe:

another one us Aussies use:
a few kangaroos loose in the top paddock

[Bean Bandit]

nice ones around there:hehehe:

[SickLude]

The Weakest Link. Thats where ive heard these. Still funny though.