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Old 04-17-2003, 07:28 AM
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Everyone has one!

I have one
You have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one

A Pope doesn't use his one
Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one
Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one
Lord Krishna had a long-long one
Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one
Michael J. Fox has a shorter one
Madonna doesn't have one
The Chinese usually have short ones
While the Indian usually have long ones

Do you have one?
How long is your one?
Which one is your preferred One?




wat is it?
you guess and i'll tell you who's right and who's wrong..........
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Last Name?


ditto
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Old 04-17-2003, 07:48 AM
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last name sounds good... my mind hopped in the gutter and for a while I was thinking "a penis?" but then I realized that I don't have one, so that blew that theory, and from hearsay, Ah-nold is lacking in some departments
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damnit i made that one too easy............
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94SolGrl... in the newest Cosmo, there is a nude of Arnold, and the heresy is right...
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last name sounds good... my mind hopped in the gutter and for a while I was thinking "a penis?" but then I realized that I don't have one, so that blew that theory, and from hearsay, Ah-nold is lacking in some departments
I was thinking the same thing at frist too...

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damnit i made that one too easy............
The first three lines were more then enough to figure this one out













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everyone has an asshole too
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i have 2 assholes. i share one of them with a bunch of other people. we call that one "boss".
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i have 2 assholes. i share one of them with a bunch of other people. we call that one "boss".
haha, in that case i have 4 additional assholes
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Man, them assholes would really smell after while and you would always have to go.
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