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Old 03-09-2002, 12:50 AM   #1
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Mad crazy freeway action

Alrighty, so myself and my friends Jon-John and Chris are in Frankie's Taurus SHO. Frank is kicking serious ass on the freeway. On this outing kills already included a Focus (twice), a 5.Slo Mustang (stock), a 4.3L eXtreme, and a draw with an Integra (very awesome race-Frankie and the teg were nearly side by side doing a good deal over 100 when a cop was spotted on the side o the road, brakes were slammed and felonies were avoided).

Anywho, Frank comes up upon a neat looking civic with a wing, bodykit (that was flapping in the wind), rims, exhaust, big 'ol white face tach, dropped, with a silver "www.totallytwistedcreations.com" windshield banner tactfully located on his bumper.

Frank pulls along side him and after some tempting the rizzace was izzon. Frankie's SHO easily lays the smacketh downeth on this foo. He slows down once he hits 120 or so. It was toooo easy, so Frank slows down a little so the crackhead can catch up :o . Then he proceeds to beat him again.

So now the civic boy iz going crazy. He flashes some strobe lights and zips ahead of the SHO (after Frank slowed back down to 65, can you say ricer fly-by? I knew you could). The civic then swerves in front of Frank and slams the brakes, like, three times. Taking us down to a whopping rice-esque 35 mph on the freeway. When Frank tried to pass him he swerved at the car and nearly hit us in the quarterpanel (most likely this ish is how he screwed up his kit). Frank gets beside him eventually, now he is flipping us off and acting like a supreme fukknut. He's wanting to know if we want to fight him or some crap and he says "Do you want to fuk with me?!? Come on do you want some fatass?" He keeps doing this cool sh!t . We believe he was trying to show off in front of his woman, if that's what you want to call the wookie sitting next to him.

So trying not to get killed by a skinhead lookin' white crackheaded ricer Big Frank slows to the speed limit and cruises until we are all far away from him.



Bottomline: Look out for this idiot. He is a sore loser and probably needs his butt kicked.


Dave out.
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Old 03-09-2002, 01:12 AM   #2
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LOL, that wookie next to him. That was good. Boy do I hate sore loosers.
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Old 03-09-2002, 03:15 AM   #3
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arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggg WOOKIE hahaha i know what u mean

why is it the amount of hairy women in the US is slightly more than small
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Old 03-22-2002, 02:17 AM   #4
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Well........

I woulda finished him off by jsut whooping his ass till i got off the next exit
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that must suck dating chewie...
like is chewie a guy or a chick or what....
besides, she couldn't have been a wookie cause wookies have been know to pull arms out of their sockets when they lose... and you seem to type ok with both of yours.......

but that was funny ass stuff man wookie all the way
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i did it all for the nookie, come on the nookie, cause chewie was a wookie...
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Old 03-26-2002, 12:27 AM   #6
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maybe they were just both gay guys lol

hey makes his people look bad what a sore ass loser
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