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10-28-2003, 10:55 AM
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Judgement Day
3 men died and went to heaven. The kind of car you were given to drive
depended on how you lived your life on Earth. The first man went up to heaven and St. Peter asked him had he ever cheated on his wife. He said, "All the time and when I wasn't doing it, I was thinking about it". He was given a Yugo. The second man went up to heaven and St. Peter asked him the same question. He said, "Only once and I begged her forgiveness". He was given a Cadillac. The third man went up to heaven and St. Peter asked him the same question. He said, "No, not in all the years we were married". He was given a Ferrari. The first and second man were driving one day and saw the third man sitting by the side of the road crying. They parked and went up to him. The said, "You never cheated on your wife and are driving a Ferrari, why are you crying"? The third man said, "I just saw my wife go by and she was riding a skateboard". |
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10-28-2003, 12:01 PM
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Thats a good one
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I guess that means my ex will be on roller skates
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Re: Judgement Day
good quality humor.
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Hurt it before, but always funny.
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