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Old 10-02-2003, 10:49 AM
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Cool Flat Stomach Joke

A little boy walks into his parent's room to see his mom on top of his
dad
bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts.
Worried
about what her son has seen, she dresses quickly and goes to find him.

The son sees his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing? "

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I
have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

"You're wasting your time," says the boy.

"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on
her
knees and blows it right back up."
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Old 10-02-2003, 01:20 PM
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Old 10-02-2003, 03:11 PM
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hahahahahhaahahahahahaha that's a good joke I've never heard of before.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I really laughed out loud on that one!!

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Re: Flat Stomach Joke



Nice one - haven't seen it before.... it's a rare sight these days to find a new joke on an internet forum! Great achievement!
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Old 10-02-2003, 05:31 PM
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Old 10-02-2003, 07:38 PM
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Excellent! I'm going to remember that one!
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Old 10-02-2003, 07:41 PM
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now that funny
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Old 10-02-2003, 09:07 PM
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I got that one on e-mail a while ago but dident post it I don't remember why...good one though
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Old 10-02-2003, 11:41 PM
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dude that works LMAO
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