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08-29-2002, 12:13 AM
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Suicide Blonde
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her
index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?" "No, silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." The Panda believes truth is stranger then fiction!!! :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:
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08-29-2002, 12:20 AM
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haha haven't heard that one before! :hehehe: So glad I'm not blonde!
 
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lol, I rate that joke a 5.
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 COme on Panda! I know you can do better!
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not bad Panda :hehe: but you can do better
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I'm sorry
 The Panda will do better next time!!! :finger: :finger: :finger:
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 Where did oyu get your jokes anyhow? Online or just things you've heard?
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Kinda saw that one coming Still got a chuckle though.Never pay again for live sex! | Hot girls doing naughty stuff for free! | Chat for free!
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And now I go to my Shakespearean Theatre class which is filled with Blonde Theatre majors
No, I will behave.
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