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Old 12-31-2001, 01:42 AM
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What do you call 2 lesbian dinosaurs?
Lickalotofpuss.
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LMAO! :hehe:
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What do you call 2 lesbian dinosaurs?
Lickalotofpuss.
1 gay dinosaur?
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how is this stress release related? moving.....
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how is this stress release related? moving.....
our new friend obviously saw the"don't be offended"tagline and posted it there to be the safe side...welcome, jslone, you have more common sense than I have
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hehehe thats funny.
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An elderly couplegoes to bed.After a few minutes,the old man cuts a fart and says "seven points".A few minutes later the wife lets one rip and says "tie score".So the old man blasts another one and says,"I'm ahead 14-7".The wife again breaks wind and says,'it's good a tie game.
The old geezer tries and can't muster up another fart.He wiats a few moments and then decided to give it his all but ther's an awful wet sound.The wife asks,"what the hell was that"?.Er,halftime,lets switch sides."
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Darn those sloppy fields!!
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Re: Pep Talk
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An elderly couplegoes to bed.After a few minutes,the old man cuts a fart and says "seven points".A few minutes later the wife lets one rip and says "tie score".So the old man blasts another one and says,"I'm ahead 14-7".The wife again breaks wind and says,'it's good a tie game.
The old geezer tries and can't muster up another fart.He wiats a few moments and then decided to give it his all but ther's an awful wet sound.The wife asks,"what the hell was that"?.Er,halftime,lets switch sides."
:apuke: D'OH!! Now I'm definitely never getting hitched!
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Hello, my name is Wel Cometolastweek.

Welcome,Wel Cometolastweek! I haven't seen any of this thread before ,thanks for posting it guys
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cool name.
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WRX is the ebst car in the world? Damn, it MUST BE.
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