How humour is like cocaine

[lordvektra]

http://www.smh.com.au/text/articles/...351721881.html

[Sluttypatton]

I've been chopping up the funnies section of my local newspaper, and snorting it for years.

[Oz]

Damnit Aussie newspapers are popular in COT.

[zebrathree]

What a fucking waste of time research project.

I'm going to do a research project on under 25 y/o's breasts, and the effect my hand has on their gravity.

Where do I apply for funding?

[Atomis27]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

What a fucking waste of time research project.

I'm going to do a research project on under 25 y/o's breasts, and the effect my hand has on their gravity.

Where do I apply for funding?

I wanna be your research assistant.

[YogsVR4]

Originally Posted by zebrathree

I'm going to do a research project on under 25 y/o's breasts, and the effect my hand has on their gravity.

Where do I apply for funding?

Thats the key. You just have to make it sound like you're doing something important. Perhaps studying at what point they go from "perky" to "saggy" and you need to test out a control sample.